Miscellaneous: Today, I was taking a dump in the bathroom. The lights turned...

By random - 29/04/2013 21:11 - Canada

Today, I was taking a dump in the bathroom. The lights turned off and I was too embarrassed to come out of the stall. The janitor walked in, turned the lights on and asked If anyone was there. I stayed quiet. He turned the lights back off and locked me in the bathroom. FML

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By Bathroom Problems - 02/01/2010 19:24 - France

Today, while at work I went to use the public restroom because I had a severe case of diarrhea. All went well until the timed sensor lights went off and I couldn't leave my stall to get them back on. I sat there for thirty minutes in pure darkness. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2024 17:00 - United States - Springfield

Today, at work, I was on the toilet for so long the motion lights turned off. I stood up, pants around my ankles and began waving my arms above the stall to get them to turn on again. At that exact moment, my boss walked in. FML

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Afraid of the dark

By Katie - 12/09/2023 10:00 - United States - Birmingham

Today, I went to the restroom at work, but I forgot the press on the button/timer because the lights were already on, then the lights turned off while I was in the stall. I had to finish my business and exit the pitch-black restroom while trying not to bump into anything or anyone. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/06/2013 15:55 - United States - Pleasanton

Today, I was in the bathroom at work when I ran out of toilet paper. There was another guy in the restroom so I asked him if he could hand me a roll. He laughed, called me a dumbass, turned off the lights and walked out. FML

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Stealthy roommate

By AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA - 15/03/2023 00:00 - United States

Today, I had to go to the bathroom, but the door was closed. I waited until I was pretty much about to explode, and eventually yelled, "Are you okay?" and my roommate replied, "What are you talking about? Oh, sorry. I left the light on." How do you close the door and forget to turn off the light? FML

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Help!

By Anonymous - 25/11/2012 06:56 - United States

Today, I was in a public toilet, enduring an extremely awkward silence between myself and the person in the next stall. In my rush to get out of there, I managed to get my ass stuck in the toilet seat, and ended up being pulled out by the maintenance men. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2011 13:37 - Denmark

Today, I was in my family's hotel room taking a dump. The lock to the bathroom was broken so we had made a deal: when the door is closed, someone is using the toilet. The maid didn't know that. She punched me in the face because she claimed I scared her. FML

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Sneaky

By Shamed - 06/09/2011 08:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2011 18:52 - United States

Today, at work while on the toilet, somebody came into the stall next to me and gave a loud play by play of every fart, plop, and grunt. He then asked loudly who I was and when I didn't answer put his head under the stall to look at me. FML

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Fright night

By Anonyme - 04/11/2023 11:00 - United Kingdom - Cheddleton

Today, I couldn’t sleep because the hall light was too bright. Someone left their room; I waited for them to return so we wouldn’t cross paths. I got up and went for the light, only to find them peeing naked with the door open. In a panic I flipped any switch, which made the hall brighter, then ran. FML

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simplysarcastics 26

Tuesday 30 April 2013 9:02

Why are you embarrassed! isn't the bathroom meant to be used!!!

PenguinBitch 43

Tuesday 30 April 2013 9:03

And you're even more embarrass to call for help. You're still locked in the restroom aren't you?

Comments

01Ben21 10

Tuesday 30 April 2013 15:30

Dude, everyone has to take the Browns to the Super Bowl at some point! Shouldn't be embarrassed.

sweetcatastroph3 9

Tuesday 30 April 2013 15:47

So you're telling us you had not only one, but TWO chances to NOT get locked inside the bathroom, and still managed to do so? Yeah, you kinda deserved it.

cherryllollo 7

Tuesday 30 April 2013 16:18

Normally a lock works two ways. If he had a key to lock you in, you should be able to turn the lock from the inside and get out. Op seems like the kinda person that would get locked in their own vehicle.

dakkat720 6

Wednesday 1 May 2013 2:48

with the windows open. and oh no its starting to rain.

Lil_Red777 21

Tuesday 30 April 2013 16:19

You're a retard.

bdsabour92 2

Tuesday 30 April 2013 17:08

Ummm....why didn't you say something? YDI completely

The_Pug 5

Tuesday 30 April 2013 17:46

I know that you must have felt embarrassed and the longer you didn't say anything the worse it felt, but ignore that feeling and just say something. If you live your life like that then you'll miss out on lots of things.

RuthlessTruth 9

Tuesday 30 April 2013 18:22

Bro, poop with pride.

Randomness90 27

Tuesday 30 April 2013 18:28

haha good advice.

TVKill3r 15

Tuesday 30 April 2013 19:02

Don't ignore janitors. That's the most annoying thing you can do.

cthighlander 3

Tuesday 30 April 2013 19:35

I don't understand. Why would the bathroom need to be locked up at night?

alluringtatas 7

Tuesday 30 April 2013 19:38

That happened to me, I have IBS and was in a stall a long time so the auto lights shut off. When someone came in they took the stall next to me, not realizing I was in there. It was really awkward and I was scared to make any noise. As she finished and stood up, a sneeze suddenly came out of me. She dropped her purse, screamed out, "What the ****!" And I couldn't help but break out into nervous laughter. She ran out and got a security guard who met me when I left the bathroom and sternly escorted me off the premises. FML lol :) Don't sweat it, you were in a very awkward position.