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By becstar90 - 05/06/2009 04:21 - United States

Today, I was taking a picture with my friend. Her camera can pick out a certain color and only have that color show up in the picture. She chose yellow because of the yellow on my dress. When she showed me the picture, the sash wasn't the only yellow thing; my teeth showed up, too. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2009 22:57 - United States

Today, I was looking at my wedding photos. The photographer moved onto the "candid" shots and thought it would be cute to have pics of us making out at the reception. I have blonde hair. The girl in the picture did not. FML

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By PigPen - 27/09/2009 05:00 - United States

Today, I had lunch with friends I hadn't seen in years. We took a few group shots with my camera, and I went home and downloaded them to my computer. Seeing them on my monitor, I noticed a yellow spot on my black shirt, so I looked down. A big, dried booger was stuck there. FML

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Fixed it

By JLO - 18/08/2011 14:11 - Australia

Today, I noticed that a picture of me on my mum and dad's wall looked different. On closer inspection, I realised they'd recently painted over my teeth with white paint. I asked them why, and they said they looked 'discoloured'. It's my wedding photo. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2009 18:34 - United States

Today, my friend and I decided to wear a new red lipstick. The guy I like turned around, looked at her and said, "Red is a really interesting, sexy color. Pretty bold. Not bad." and he smiled. I waited, smiling also, only for him frown and say, "Your teeth are REALLY yellow." FML

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Hot or not

By Anonymous - 08/08/2023 04:00

Today, my friend sent me a weird selfie in black and white. I sent one back, and she said I looked like an 80s porn star. It was funny, but then three of my friends had the same reaction. I didn't even look good in the picture. FML

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By iStoleTheBrownie - 25/08/2017 01:32

Today, my friend asked me to send her a picture of my crush. I've never talked to him so I had to take the picture without him knowing. My flash was on. FML

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By Me - 12/01/2010 05:11 - United States

Today, we got our family pictures back from the printers. I complained to my mom about the ones she picked. "Oh don't worry," she said. "I had them photoshop out your gut." I was talking about my smile. FML

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By pimplesapparently - 18/02/2016 20:17 - United States - New York

Today, I sent my friend a Snapchat without any makeup on. She asked what filter I used, because it made my face look all red and blotchy. FML

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By sarah - 18/04/2009 20:46 - United States

Today, I was at the Apple Store taking random pictures of myself. I took one with a really stupid face. This girl passes by and says, "Wow, that's a cool effect! You look just like an alien!" I wasn't using any effects. It was a regular picture. FML

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By WTF - 22/04/2009 19:46 - United States

Today, my son and I were on an airplane playing "I Spy" to pass the time. The game went back and forth a few times when my son said, "I spy something yellow." After pointing out numerous yellow objects on the plane I gave up. He said, "Daddy! It's your teeth!" FML

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Friday 5 June 2009 12:13

Uh, first off, gross. Yellow teeth happen, but (hopefully) it's not that bad. Second, you can edit that out on those kinds of cameras.

kitkat98_fml 0

Monday 4 July 2011 23:19

teeth aren't naturally white so shush. That's not gross

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Hunter_fml 0

Friday 5 June 2009 23:29

Gross YDI. Brush your teeth.

sportsRlife 0

Friday 5 June 2009 23:37

Brush ur teeth nasty...

chaos1324 0

Friday 5 June 2009 23:45

Ewww... Next time floss...

4leafedchlover 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 0:18

Ur fault! Should brush a lil more often!

Shlizabeth 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 0:23

#80, sorry that I think people should have nice teeth. I don't see the problem with liking hygiene and cleanliness. My teeth are nice and white, and no, they haven't been whitened with strips or anything, so how can a teenager like the OP have yellow teeth "naturally" if she brushes her teeth twice a day or after every meal like she's supposed to? Unless she's drinking 4 cups of coffee a day or smoking 2 packs of cigarettes a day, her teeth should be just as white as mine are.

familyguyfan 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 0:51

Shoulda seen that comin. I bet your breath stinks.

love101 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 1:40

Brush your teeth!!!

Cittenscollar 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 2:19

98 - You're an idiot, read the dozens of comments throughout here explaining that teeth are NOT necessarily naturally white. Just because you're lucky enough to have naturally white teeth doesn't mean that's the norm. YOU are not the deciding factor on what's normal for a human body. Brushing has nothing to do with the color of your teeth, as has been explained MULTIPLE times throughout the comments here.

JOELY_fml 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 2:27

Teeth are white which contains all colours, including yellow so normally teeth would appear. but since you admitted I'd say that you must have yellow teeth..

elliekinslurvsya 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 2:41

just because her teeth are yellow doesn't mean she doesn't brush her teeth. when my dad was a kid he took a pill for acne and it turned his teeth grey...maybe she drinks coffee, or she just needs to get them whitened. it might not be her fault.