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By becstar90 - 05/06/2009 04:21 - United States

Today, I was taking a picture with my friend. Her camera can pick out a certain color and only have that color show up in the picture. She chose yellow because of the yellow on my dress. When she showed me the picture, the sash wasn't the only yellow thing; my teeth showed up, too. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2009 22:57 - United States

Today, I was looking at my wedding photos. The photographer moved onto the "candid" shots and thought it would be cute to have pics of us making out at the reception. I have blonde hair. The girl in the picture did not. FML

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By PigPen - 27/09/2009 05:00 - United States

Today, I had lunch with friends I hadn't seen in years. We took a few group shots with my camera, and I went home and downloaded them to my computer. Seeing them on my monitor, I noticed a yellow spot on my black shirt, so I looked down. A big, dried booger was stuck there. FML

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Fixed it

By JLO - 18/08/2011 14:11 - Australia

Today, I noticed that a picture of me on my mum and dad's wall looked different. On closer inspection, I realised they'd recently painted over my teeth with white paint. I asked them why, and they said they looked 'discoloured'. It's my wedding photo. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2009 18:34 - United States

Today, my friend and I decided to wear a new red lipstick. The guy I like turned around, looked at her and said, "Red is a really interesting, sexy color. Pretty bold. Not bad." and he smiled. I waited, smiling also, only for him frown and say, "Your teeth are REALLY yellow." FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2023 04:00

Today, my friend sent me a weird selfie in black and white. I sent one back, and she said I looked like an 80s porn star. It was funny, but then three of my friends had the same reaction. I didn't even look good in the picture. FML

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By iStoleTheBrownie - 25/08/2017 01:32

Today, my friend asked me to send her a picture of my crush. I've never talked to him so I had to take the picture without him knowing. My flash was on. FML

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By Me - 12/01/2010 05:11 - United States

Today, we got our family pictures back from the printers. I complained to my mom about the ones she picked. "Oh don't worry," she said. "I had them photoshop out your gut." I was talking about my smile. FML

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By pimplesapparently - 18/02/2016 20:17 - United States - New York

Today, I sent my friend a Snapchat without any makeup on. She asked what filter I used, because it made my face look all red and blotchy. FML

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By sarah - 18/04/2009 20:46 - United States

Today, I was at the Apple Store taking random pictures of myself. I took one with a really stupid face. This girl passes by and says, "Wow, that's a cool effect! You look just like an alien!" I wasn't using any effects. It was a regular picture. FML

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By WTF - 22/04/2009 19:46 - United States

Today, my son and I were on an airplane playing "I Spy" to pass the time. The game went back and forth a few times when my son said, "I spy something yellow." After pointing out numerous yellow objects on the plane I gave up. He said, "Daddy! It's your teeth!" FML

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Friday 5 June 2009 12:13

Uh, first off, gross. Yellow teeth happen, but (hopefully) it's not that bad. Second, you can edit that out on those kinds of cameras.

kitkat98_fml 0

Monday 4 July 2011 23:19

teeth aren't naturally white so shush. That's not gross

Comments

noshitsherlock 0

Friday 5 June 2009 19:36

HAHAHHA I'll bet that everyone who's sympathizing with Yellow Teeth HAVE yellow teeth too.

kwassa 0

Friday 5 June 2009 20:09

Ydi. Brush your teeth

EmbarrassedKlutz 0

Friday 5 June 2009 20:19

Dang, girl! U got some pretty bad hygene! To the people that say it's kinds natural: since when? I mean, really, you don't want a plaque colored dress, it had to be a pretty vibrant yellow!

kaelendra 0

Friday 5 June 2009 20:22

Buy some crest white strips and stop smoking that much cogs or drinking so much coffee:P

ohhhhshizzz 0

Friday 5 June 2009 21:04

#76: Do you know how to read, I mean you read it but you obviously did not read the comments. Are you that stupid??

Shlizabeth 0

Friday 5 June 2009 21:07

You're disgusting, brush your teeth please.

lmpinto 0

Friday 5 June 2009 21:09

The ammount of self-righteous pricks here in FML never ceases to amaze me. (#79, that's for you too).

Vagrarian 2

Friday 5 June 2009 21:12

#76: I had a chat with my dentist about this, and he says yellowing teeth are natural. We're just sold on the idea of white white white white white teeth by advertising and dentists wanting to make quick bucks by doing whitening treatments (which are usually not covered by insurance). Slightly yellowed teeth are nothing to be ashamed of, it's normal. Seriously, it's all the dazzling white teeth you see that are not normal.

jacquelinexlee 0

Friday 5 June 2009 21:15

ew please brush youur teeth...you shouldnt need to hear this from complete strangers on FML.com....thats kinda sadd

lmpinto 0

Friday 5 June 2009 21:18

Come on guys! #81 is right on the spot! The same way we have lighter/darker skin, we have wither/yellower teeth... Noone has perfect snow white teeth naturally! And besides, abrasive whitening toothpastes just erase the top layer of your enamel! Do you really want that?