Miscellaneous: Today, I was taking a placement test for the new college I am...

By Wrongdoor - 06/12/2009 14:58 - United States

Today, I was taking a placement test for the new college I am going to. After the test and picking up a few numbers, I left with great pride. I opened the door and started walking out. I then realized that I had walked into the closet. FML

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By Jer - 15/07/2013 23:36 - United States - Louisville

Today, I knocked over a display case at a mall, shattering hundreds of dollars in goods. Embarrassed, I tried to scurry out of the nearest door without being seen. I scuttled right into the janitor's closet, the door automatically locking behind me. I waited for an hour to be let out. FML

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By amyhyett - 28/01/2015 23:18 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I walked into a door on my way in to an interview, in front of the interviewer and a group of people waiting to be interviewed. FML

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So brave

By baller12 - 03/02/2009 15:25 - United States

Today, I finally got the guts to walk out of class 30 minutes early, only to find that the back door was locked. As I stood there like an idiot trying to get it open, all 200 people in my class turned to laugh. My professor stared at me. I then walked back to my seat, sat down, and unpacked. FML

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By Niquesha - 23/04/2011 23:56 - United States

Today, while trying on an outfit in the dressing room at the mall, I got locked in. I decided to take 5 minutes to try and get out by crawling under the door. After I got out, I realized I left my cell phone, my purse and my pants inside. FML

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By itsawonderfulife - 23/02/2010 06:25 - United States

Today, I was walking around my new school trying to figure out where to go. Then I realized I was talking to myself. Out loud. FML

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Hard test

By Too Late - 19/12/2019 03:00 - United States - Sheboygan

Today, I went in to take my College Placement tests. I'd spent all week ignoring actual homework to study for these tests. When I got there, the responsible told me that the tests were last week. FML

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I'm fine, this is fine

By Harriett - 27/09/2024 06:00 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, I was out shopping with my friends when I saw my ex. I instinctively tried to hide by quickly turning around and walking into a store. It was a mirror. I walked straight into my own reflection. FML

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By UnhappilyUnemployed - 16/06/2014 22:49 - United States - Madison

Today, I had a job interview. It went really well until I couldn't figure out how to open the slide door to get out of the room. FML

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Forgetting something?

By Julez - 14/01/2012 16:14 - United States

Today, I was trying on some new pants in the fitting room at a store. I was so overcome with joy when I noticed that I had dropped two pant sizes, that when I took them off and went outside to pay for them, I realized I forgot to put back on my original jeans. FML

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By facefuckedguy - 12/08/2014 21:23 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I went to a job interview, and a guy ahead of me went to enter the building, only to walk face-first into a glass door. I rushed to help him up, and after we had a good laugh about it, I turned to walk inside, only to walk straight into the door as well. FML

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Lonely_Lez 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 19:55

THIS IS NOT AN FML. You're going to college, so you picked the wrong door, WHO THE HELL CARES?

IrDan 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 20:03

Please just get out of the closet, we all know ur in.. just pleasssssse get out of the closet!

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klar_fml 0

Monday 7 December 2009 1:33

This actually made me LOL Haaaa :D

sportsnut 0

Monday 7 December 2009 1:45

good thing that wasnt on the exam

potentpotable 0

Monday 7 December 2009 2:10

Untrue...what if she went into Narnia?! Then WINWINWIN.

allmidnighteyes 10

Monday 7 December 2009 2:58

ASLANNNNN

greeneye_fml 12

Monday 7 December 2009 3:31

Fail. Nuff said.

TallyAttack 0

Monday 7 December 2009 4:34

Goin to Narnia anytime soon? :P

malakian_fml 0

Monday 7 December 2009 11:46

This made me laugh so hard, best FML I have read so far! Sucks for you though :(

spank_u_veryhard 0

Monday 7 December 2009 13:54

or maybe you were already in there

HunnyBunch123 0

Monday 7 December 2009 17:25

lol XD I laughed for 20 minutes. Thankyou so much.

myk_fml 0

Monday 7 December 2009 18:18

hahaha this is funny xD

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Today, I have been getting calls from a weird kid from my school asking for nudes. I asked how he got my number, then found out that my friends put my number on a pole at school that says, "Call Wendy for a good time, she has nice tits." FML

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Today, my girlfriend got into a huge fight with her mom over the phone. After the fight, she looked ready to cry so I went over to comfort her. She went straight past me, and started confiding in her creepy, extremely expensive dolls instead. FML

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Today, I had a softball tournament which also landed on my birthday. My dad had to leave town for work, so he left me a card on my night stand. Instead of a happy birthday, all it said was 'Don't mess up the game for everyone'. FML

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Today, I woke this morning to my girlfriend asking me how many calories are in her deodorant. FML

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Today, after expressing some of my reservations about the amount of work I have to do to accomplish my thesis on time, my graduate advisor compared my search for knowledge to Tom Hanks's odyssey in the movie "Castaway". FML

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Today, I have to choose between one eyebrow or none because I'm a heavy sleeper and my brother is a moron. FML

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Today, my boyfriend of 4 years broke up with me. Via text. With the iPhone I got him for our anniversary. FML

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Today, after confronting my husband about lack of intimacy in our marriage, I found him playing with himself. His response to my shock was, "This is less work and less involving." FML

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