By Lo_Bolian - 25/04/2009 03:10 - United States

Today, I was taking the bus home. A dirty homeless man boarded the bus, put his bag on the overhead rack, and sat down. His bag was leaking and dripped onto my shoulder. I asked the man what it was. He said, "Roadkill." I now have dead animal blood on my best business suit. FML
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ddrluna 2

Whether or not he's the richest man in the world, it's still disgusting do have dead animal blood fall on you. It could be diseased. Don't tell me you'd be sitting there counting your blessings if something like that happened to you just because you have four walls around you and eat regularly.

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Inyourendo 0

God dam Hobos, should have just cleaned him out with an uppercut or something

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ElsBells 0

Well, it's better DEAD animal blood, like you said, then to find out there was a live, bleeding animal dripping on you, I guess! =P

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AnnaSeptic 0

Ew, I think its more like FHL because he has to eat road kill. Either that or he was ******* with you. I mean, my dad works at a soup kitchen and has a lot of homeless friends and I'm pretty sure none of them eat road kill.

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FXCKMYLIFE 0

1. that seems kind of stereotypical, to say that homeless people pick up roadkill 2. if you can afford business suits (which would mean you more than likely have a good job), why are you taking the bus?

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xNephilim 18

Ok... Maybe OP used to have a little more money than he does now and still owns a suit from his "richer" times. Maybe he saved up some money to get a nice suit. Maybe his nicest suit is a cheap one from Walmart that doesn't have a broken zipper or missing button like the rest of them. Maybe he lives in a big city and takes the bus because it's easier than driving in his own car. The possibilities are endless, really.

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rakhil11 7

oh dear god that is sick!!! ewww i would have showered as soon as i got home and washed the suit 10 cycles straight and then if there was any red left dry cleaners!!! (idk how xpensive this suit was, could have been plain cotton 4 all we know)

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whjmsical 0

what are you doing wearing your best business suit on the bus, man?

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alex_vik 0

#46 - Suits don't go well with washers.

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jmasc6 0

The man is homeless. You can wash your suit. Cry baby... Your life is f*cked.

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so_me_fml 0

I want SO badly to scream "FAKE!!!" at this FML, because it makes me want to vomit. If this happened for real, I think it's the worst FML I've ever read.

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