Transportation: Today, I was taking the bus home. A dirty homeless man boarded...

By Lo_Bolian - 25/04/2009 03:10 - United States

Today, I was taking the bus home. A dirty homeless man boarded the bus, put his bag on the overhead rack, and sat down. His bag was leaking and dripped onto my shoulder. I asked the man what it was. He said, "Roadkill." I now have dead animal blood on my best business suit. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2011 06:42 - United States

Today, I rode the public bus. When I got off, I put my hood up only to discover that the old man who sat behind me had used my hood as a trashcan for his gum and used Kleenex. I can't get the gum out of my hair. FML

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By fml_forever32 - 23/12/2009 18:56 - United States

Today, I was in the bus on my way home. I was reading a book, and drops of something were getting all over it. It was the man sitting next to me who was asleep and drooling. FML

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By Kerlane - 05/12/2008 03:45 - France

Today, I was sitting on the bus on my commute to work, when I nodded off on the charming young man next to me. Something cold and wet touched me, and I looked down to see a small pool of my saliva collecting on my chest. The man thought this was hilarious. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2010 07:03 - United States

Today, on the train, I was bitten by a homeless man. FML

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By marlow - 15/01/2009 02:25 - Canada

Today, the guy sitting beside me on the bus fell asleep and just drooled on me. FML

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By dadadoo - 06/02/2012 04:09 - United States

Today, while on the bus, I watched a homeless man pop a pimple on his arm and eat it. FML

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By elfy2 - 03/03/2011 02:49

Today, while riding the bus to a really important job interview the child sitting next to me threw up in my lap. His mother then told him to wipe his mouth. He used my sleeve. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2010 10:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on a crowded bus on the way back from my boyfriend's when I suddenly had a terrible nose bleed. I had no tissues, so instead I had to use last night's underwear from my bag. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2010 09:38 - United Kingdom

Today, I was sitting on the bus when a large woman with what seemed like the flu came to sit beside me. After snorting hideously for five minutes, she picked up her scarf, blew her nose into it, and dropped it. It fell on my lap. When I stood up to leave the bus, there were streaks of snot on my new skirt. FML

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Qeynos 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 12:37

Sounds like he was ******* with you.

ddrluna 2

Saturday 25 April 2009 13:54

Whether or not he's the richest man in the world, it's still disgusting do have dead animal blood fall on you. It could be diseased. Don't tell me you'd be sitting there counting your blessings if something like that happened to you just because you have four walls around you and eat regularly.

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ChelseaAnn08 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 23:58

#20-Couldn't have said it better. I REALLY hope he was kidding! I would hightail it to your drycleaners ASAP anyways! Yuck. FYL.

drkwlf 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 0:16

What a bunch of retards. Maybe his car broke down? MAYBE his best business suit isn't THAT good of a suit, what about that? Maybe it's just the best for HIM. It doesn't ******* mean he's rich. Maybe, since he's taking the bus, he doesn't have that much ******* money and is upset that his best suit is ruined and he can't really afford another one? ******* jackasses.

latuka 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 0:44

get a sense of humor.. he was probably just ******* with you, if it had been roadkill you woulda smelt it before it started dripping.

latuka 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 0:49

awe man 37 got to it before i did. sorry for the repetition. and 52 took the words right out of my mouth. good thing he was taking the bus tho.. environmentally friendly right therr. also i know people who eat roadkill and they aren't hobos. come to the south and find hippies living in the woods.

kirei_fml 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 1:06

You never know, but he could've been joking with you. All the same, that is GROSS. I hope your suit was black & that you had an opportunity to clean most of it off.

dublk 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 1:06

ok FYL for sure, but come on... if u have a decent suit, you shouldnt be taking the bus in the first place. otherwise thats asking for something like that to happen.

fueledbyamy 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 2:03

why is everyone so off about him catching the bus? here in sydney, if you work in the city (most likely you'll be wearing good business suits daily) you catch public transport such as a bus or train. parking is terrible in the city, so unless you have a carpark or assigned spot in your building, or want to pay around $20 a day for parking, public transport is so much easier. its cheaper too, in the end.