By Lo_Bolian - 25/04/2009 03:10 - United States

Today, I was taking the bus home. A dirty homeless man boarded the bus, put his bag on the overhead rack, and sat down. His bag was leaking and dripped onto my shoulder. I asked the man what it was. He said, "Roadkill." I now have dead animal blood on my best business suit. FML
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ddrluna 2

Whether or not he's the richest man in the world, it's still disgusting do have dead animal blood fall on you. It could be diseased. Don't tell me you'd be sitting there counting your blessings if something like that happened to you just because you have four walls around you and eat regularly.

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SilentGround 0

uhhhhhh dude, i wouldn't have been able to keep my composure in that situation.

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Ox_Baker 0

Why was the OP wearing his best business suit on a bus in the first place?

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bec_fml 0

hhahahah ew. and just because he said his "best business suit" doesnt mean it is overly expensive. i mean he was taking the bus home..

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quantumoftruth 0

its all about helping your fellow man. Should have offered to help him cook and eat it. Can't let that stuff go to waste. What animal was it? should have ****** with him. Open your mouth under the tricking blood, make the whole bus freak out.

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zApplegalz 0

i dont get it...wouldnt have the bag reeked of roadkill? thus, you should have noticed the smell and moved away?

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RandomFool 5

Sounds like the FML with the hobo and the toenails on a bus. ~.^

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adri728 0

shouldn't have asked dude. lol

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Jordie210 0

thats gross. i would have thrown up.

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