Miscellaneous: Today, I was taking the elevator down with a group of people....

By j0natron - 03/02/2009 20:30 - United States

Today, I was taking the elevator down with a group of people. It stopped on the 2nd floor and I said "What asshole can't take the steps from the 2nd floor?" Then a kid in a wheelchair got on. FML

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By Mike - 17/12/2009 16:38 - United States

Today, I got in an elevator at a hotel. Just as the door was closing, somebody banged into the door and stuck their hand through. I yelled, "What, are you retarded?!" The doors then opened to reveal a mentally handicapped boy with his parents standing behind him. FML

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Whoops

By Anonymous - 28/09/2010 00:44 - United States

Today, I attempted to be nice and hold a door open for a person in a wheelchair. He hit the button to open another door. While I pointed out that I would hold the door for him, I realized that the door I was holding open for him led down some stairs. FML

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By sadsadboy - 07/09/2015 21:20 - Peru

Today, I went to a bar which has two stories. I was on the top floor and then went downstairs. As I was going down, I recognised a boy in a wheelchair and his friends trying to get him up. I helped and took the wheelchair. One of his friends decided it would be a good moment to steal my wallet. FML

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By tryingatkins - 21/08/2009 09:27 - United States

Today, I was on the elevator going up to a meeting, and the elevator was getting more and more crowded as we went up. After about ten people got on, they all agreed that I should get off the elevator because they thought me being on was exceeding the weight limit. FML

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The staircase

By Anonymous - 13/11/2024 16:00 - Canada - Montréal

Today, the elevator at work was taking forever so I decided to make a change and take the stairs instead. I slipped on the second step and spent the next few minutes laying there as people asked if I was OK. My pride is bruised… as well as my ass. FML

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By warp_routine - 31/03/2009 14:17 - United States

Today, I got on an elevator with a woman and her child. I was the first one on. When she stepped on, the capacity alarm went off. As she left she told her daughter that's why fat people shouldn't be allowed in public. I'm 145 lbs. She was twice my size. I got called fat by a hippopotamus. FML

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Introvert life

By CaBur - 19/02/2013 22:03 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, at work I got in an elevator to go upstairs. It wasn't until the doors opened minutes later and people stepped in that I realized I had zoned out and forgot to press the button for the floor I needed. I then promptly exited the elevator and waited for the next elevator to go up in. FML

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By wilsmith - 01/02/2010 12:36 - China

Today, while in the elevator with the girl from my office that I've been crushing on, but never spoken to, I said "aren't elevators awkward?" After a long silence, she got off three floors before our office. FML

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Brain fart, episode 23

By edodge - 15/10/2010 03:03 - United States

Today, at work, my boss and I went upstairs to storage. We got in the elevator, I pressed the second floor button, and it didn't move so I repeatedly pressed the button. It wasn't until the fifth press that I realized we were already on the second floor. She thought I was an idiot. FML

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By Username - 01/06/2011 08:09 - Singapore

Today, the elevator in my apartment building broke down. I live on the 30th floor and am still climbing the stairs. FML

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diGi_fml 0

Friday 5 June 2009 4:58

"Today I was taking the elevator, when I over heard someone calling me an asshole because I took the elevator on the 2nd floor. I am confined to a wheelchair because my lower legs are paralised.FML"

VexDraham 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 18:58

thats low man.... just plain low and wrong...

Comments

evalynmohr 9

Wednesday 7 September 2011 21:12

What if they were going up? ydi

yakingwakko 3

Wednesday 5 September 2012 9:37

The elevator was said to be going down. Even if they wanted to go up, taking that elevator would not help because it was going down not up.

antonia10 6

Tuesday 29 November 2011 0:35

dude, wherever you were going can't be so important that you are going to complain about an extra thirty seconds added on to your elevator ride. You are acting like you own the fricken elevator. And unless you do, you totally deserve it. Get somee patience.

Iellwen 12

Tuesday 24 January 2012 15:20

What kind of obnoxious jerk takes the elevator not up but DOWN and bitches about someone (anyone) taking it from the 2nd floor? Ah, wait. OP. Goooood job! *pat pat pat* BTW, YDI.

jjmiller1001 17

Thursday 16 February 2012 15:33

Hmm, I wonder why they have elevators, it certainly isn't for people like you

night_saint 5

Thursday 14 June 2012 6:06

Asshole

just_dandy20 2

Monday 13 August 2012 0:47

Well aren't you just as much of a loser? You couldn't walk down the ******* stairs?

corocoro 30

Tuesday 13 August 2013 11:24

The old adage to think before you talk exists for a reason.

JoelsLastNight 18

Saturday 28 December 2013 23:37

What kind of arse hole would make that comment about a person not in a wheel chair. Dude you deserved that so much cause your one of those people who whing about every little thing get over your self