By sweet_02 - 01/06/2009 17:47 - United States

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Today, I was talking this guy I'm dating and stated that the only reason I am with him is because of what he buys me. I was joking. He then responded that he doesn't care because the only reason he is with me is because I give good head. He was serious. FML
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HeyitsPheddy 0

You could break up with him and make a killing in ****.

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genius_man16 0

What was the point of you saying that you were only with him because of what he buys you? What a retarded thing to say. YDI completely

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kelevra2 0

your life is not effed, you give good head.

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Heelix 0

Ive actually told my girlfriend that i can suck betetr **** than she does. Can i trade her in for you>?

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Epinephrine_fml 0

You both are ridiculous.

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cutecookie24xo 0

that sucks (literally) lol

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lolashly12345 0

That sounds more like an advertisement than a complaint. o.O

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briannet 0

That's very bad on both parts but i dont think he was serious. He can probably take a joke...how does one give good head???

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silly_kate 0

you should have said 'At least I could be in a porno'! is it not every guys dream to be in a porno? well, for teenaged boys? they frigging act like it!

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