By sweet_02 - 01/06/2009 17:47 - United States

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Today, I was talking this guy I'm dating and stated that the only reason I am with him is because of what he buys me. I was joking. He then responded that he doesn't care because the only reason he is with me is because I give good head. He was serious. FML
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HeyitsPheddy 0

You could break up with him and make a killing in ****.

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genius_man16 0

What was the point of you saying that you were only with him because of what he buys you? What a retarded thing to say. YDI completely

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stringoffail 0

See... I'm not sure how to feel about this. Either A) you offended him and he was a jerk as a defense mechanism, porcupine-style or B) he's a jerk and you're stupid for not realizing it sooner. I've been saying this since my testicles dropped. "Date nice guys. Don't date jerks."

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ZWolfeh 0

YDI for joking around like that. What the hell did you expect? These girls on FML are starting to make us women sound stupid.

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jake21ballin 0

And you think what you said wasn't as bad??? YDI

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Jamaicandude 0

serve you right,women need to stop making facetious jokes.

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acr91276 0

You are a female of course you ******* meant it you gold diggin *****. YDI

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Masta_Blasta 0

that is horrible... whats your phone number, lets talk about it.

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ams9183 0

wow well at least he was giving you a compliment but personally i dont believe him. i think you should prove it to me, so whats your phone number so we can set something up?

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popular_fml 0

well take that as a compliment

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lutzluv124 0

well at least he is honest and gets you ice presents but dont dump him yet a guy can only date someone for a good penis suckfor so long he must have some feelings for u if he hasn't ran yet

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