By sweet_02 - 01/06/2009 17:47 - United States

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Today, I was talking this guy I'm dating and stated that the only reason I am with him is because of what he buys me. I was joking. He then responded that he doesn't care because the only reason he is with me is because I give good head. He was serious. FML
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HeyitsPheddy 0

You could break up with him and make a killing in ****.

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genius_man16 0

What was the point of you saying that you were only with him because of what he buys you? What a retarded thing to say. YDI completely

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thatwasobvious 0

i guess your uninteresting but sexually outgoing, huh?

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oooooBhall 0

When people say stuff like that they mean it. They just say it like their joking so it's not as offensive. You definitely deserved it.

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pat_mac 0

I like his reasons better than yours.

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thuryn 2

#117: Bahahahahahaha! Awesome! What a great observation! :) You're my hero.

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CuteWithoutTheE 0

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THATS not funny it really suck!! but i guess look at the bright side you give really good head!!! HAHAHAHA

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puckmastakilla6 1

dudes the man for sayin that. i hate girls that are shallow even if they're ****** around. too many scandilous bitches son

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SoFaded80 0

hahahahahaha #10 and #22 well if u need neone to talk to im here for u;) hahaha

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easylazy 0

Its not that bad; at least you give good head

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trapiadora 0

HAHAHAHAHAHAH. And the truth comes out.

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jackinthebox7865 0

lol at 22 also you should be proud not many girls give good head so congrats nd remember u better swallow that like a good girl

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