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By Anonymous - 04/01/2011 19:34 - United Kingdom

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about our new year's resolutions. I started telling him that I wanted to lose some weight. He interrupted me, saying, "Yeah yeah, we all know you're fat, whatever." He then went on a 30 minute speech about how he'd really like to take more pictures of his cat in 2011. FML

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By pooh anne - 26/02/2013 20:26 - United States - Fort Smith

Today, I was trying to be sexy and change in front of my boyfriend. As I was changing, he started to talk to me about how we should both try and lose weight. FML

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By hss - 30/05/2011 01:59 - United States

Today, my fiancé and I had a fight because he wouldn't let me get what I wanted to eat, even though it was my money. He said, "It's way too many calories. I'm supposed to help you lose weight." When I pointed out that I had given up a month ago, he looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can tell." FML

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By Username - 06/10/2010 21:59 - France

Today, I was telling my boyfriend about how self conscious I am and how I obsess about my weight. He said, "Don't be ridiculous, you don't need to lose THAT much weight." FML

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Awful line of inquiry

By teddyissmall - 14/04/2014 06:29 - Canada - Montréal

Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML

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Harsh

By anonymous - 14/12/2011 05:42 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2010 06:06 - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend what he wanted for Christmas. He then told me that he would only tell me if I promised not to get mad, so I agreed. He told me that he wants me to start working out because I'm getting fat. FML

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Sabotage!

By I choose health - 11/04/2022 18:00

Today, my boyfriend admitted to purposely sabotaging all my weight loss efforts. When I confronted him, he said it’s because he doesn’t want me to get thin and turn into one of those stuck up, snobby, mean girl types that wouldn’t date him in high school. We’re in our 30s dude, get over it! FML

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By chunkymonkey - 23/11/2011 23:54

Today, my boyfriend used a laser pointer to show me where I needed to lose weight. FML

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By cc - 24/11/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about how I'm self conscious about my weight. He looks at me and says, "Don't worry babe, I've always been kind of a chubby chaser." FML

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By notsoskinny - 18/04/2009 16:13 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I gained a few pounds and thought I looked fat. He replied that I looked the same and that I shouldn't worry because he likes fat girls. I never thought I was fat before this. FML

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purplecowchik 5

Tuesday 4 January 2011 22:47

He's got a point. Almost everyone's New Year's Resolution I'd to lose weight. At least he was creative and came up with his own.

justsayfuck 5

Tuesday 4 January 2011 22:57

Hmm.. if this is the whole story, that really sucks. If you, however, have been complaining about your weight for a looong time and never actually did something about it other than complaining, then I can understand he might get fed up with it.

Comments

MEM0817 18

Thursday 6 January 2011 1:10

It's lose not loose...Learn how to spell before you go around calling people rude names. You don't know if OP is really overweight or just thinks she is.

nachonator 0

Thursday 6 January 2011 16:36

Seems like you're 'weighted' with problems haha the burden too heavy?

BryceDeion 0

Friday 7 January 2011 13:32

your boyfriend is a ******.

Tysonator 0

Friday 7 January 2011 20:42

hahahaha, what a great guy.

gravygecko 2

Saturday 8 January 2011 4:15

You're dating a guy that owns a cat. That's your first problem.

kristysha69 0

Sunday 9 January 2011 6:05

im feel for you i would told him my next new years resolution was to find someone better what an ass hole

ddjjrrff 0

Monday 24 January 2011 0:02

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

dreadbeat69 12

Tuesday 25 January 2011 11:57

I understand where he's coming from, because it sounds like you say you want to lose weight or that you're fat constantly. Most likely so that he'll tell you that you AREN'T fat, and you'll feel good. But that shit gets old. I've been called a sweetheart and a really nice dude by all the girls I date but usually around the 2nd or 3rd time my skinny-average girlfriends say they're fat, I tell them I better not hear that again. There's only so much we men can take. Quit talking about it and just do it.