Yes, it's she is day.

* your day. c'mon you got the rest right, how hard is it?

Couldnt*

well, first of all I think she could tell herself what she could or couldn't do. problem here is it isn't her own wedding, I presume she got married years ago. this is op's wedding not hers

And I Presume that number 13 was referring to the OP and her future in-law indirectly, rather than directly speaking to the OP.

her mother in law you know the one shes stuck woth for the rest of her life

"You also can't have music. Or bridesmaids. Or cake at the reception."

There aren't even 42 trillion people in the world. There's only 7 billion.

#84: I think 16 is talking about all the brides throughout history.

The white wedding dress didn't actually become a thing until a few hundred years ago (1800s iirc?) and I doubt there have been that many brides since then... Also, why are people so uncreative with their weddings? OP should be able to wear what she wants, so why not deviate from the norm?

89- a white dress is traditional. That's why most women do it

uhh, because op does not want to deviate from the norm

I'm pretty sure 16 was just exaggerating.

Ooh, tradition. Is it really that important? She could do ANYTHING for her "special day" and she just chooses to do what millions of other women have done? She could go scuba diving or wear a colorful dress or use carnivorous plants for a bouquet, and the only thing she can think of is plain old tradition? How dull. I don't even care that people are going to thumb this down. It's so true. People should actually think for themselves with these things, especially since it's supposed to be a day to remember. Who's going to remember it if it's the same as everyone else's?

Marriages have been happening for thousands of years all over the globe, they were not invented yesterday. Besides, it was hyperbole

Marriages have been happening all over the globe for quite some time, but technically #16 and the FML are referring to a specific kind of marriage with roses, a white dress, and a church. The white dress "tradition" is actually fairly new. Yes, it was hyperbole. That doesn't mean we can't also state the facts.

That would be priceless.

"Oh look. Prince William and Kate Middleton copied you too."

well I'd hope not, that's called incest (if they were to consummate) and that's not ok except in the southern united states and a large swath of the uk

110: I'm sure you are very clever, but your past few comments don't come off as witty at all. As I read through the comments, most just seemed patronizing and insulting in how they were stated, and many were taking the piss out of a perfectly acceptable comment. Of course this is just my opinion, your humor might be going right over my head, but maybe you should save your wit for a really priceless comment and knock everyone flat with it. I really look forward to witnessing your particular brand of sarcasm when it is deserved. :)