By sammieshortcake - 14/09/2013 15:30 - United States

Today, I was talking to my husband about our favorite TV show, when he took my face in his hands and sweetly whispered, "You're so pretty. Why must you ruin it with words?" FML
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sammieshortcake 15

He was actually joking when he said it. I just thought it was funny because of the way he said it like he was being all romantic, so I submitted it. So stoked it got published! And to the person who said yeah "our" favorite show-it was Game of Thrones, which is both of our favorite shows. lol

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Grauncho 27

Well, we now know he didn't marry you for your personality.

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erck3800 12

that was almost a compliment

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FlyingMonkey228 5

Murmur "I live only to serve" whilst looking up at him via lowered eye lashes. Then wake him up in the night with a banshee scream and a carving knife as your "repressed" side comes out in those "night terrors" that your shrink warned you about.

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zen1979 16

I lol'd when I read this

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sammieshortcake 15

He was actually joking when he said it. I just thought it was funny because of the way he said it like he was being all romantic, so I submitted it. So stoked it got published! And to the person who said yeah "our" favorite show-it was Game of Thrones, which is both of our favorite shows. lol

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perdix 29

I thought it was going to be "16 and Pregnant" or "Here Comes Honey Boo-boo."

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sammieshortcake 15

Not all women are of that variety. The few lucky men marry women who love horror and shows like Walking Dead and Game of Thrones. And you know what they say about assuming ;)

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baref00tmama 15

Oh, come on, we're not all THAT few. I am actually the Walking Dead and GoT fan in our house, not my husband. AND....my husband knows all the characters in Grey's Anatomy. Die stereotypes, die.

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Erzebet_fml 7

I love Game of Thrones too! Check out my profile pic. Was one of the greatest moments of my life.

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vanaathiel 13

I'd like to think we're slowing taking over the "honey boo-boo" crowd. Honey boo boo could be introduced to the Boltons for all I care!

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Neko_Banshee 13

I would have grinned and replied why must you ruin sex with your tiny ****

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Fsvb 32

@67 I feel your pain. At least, it pains me that my favorite books and movies of all times is the LOTR Trilogy, when my boyfriend hates it. And we've recently started GoT but he doesn't seem to like that that much either. So yeah, guess you could say I'm not like the 'average' woman either, but then again, liking those things doesn't make me or any other woman a special freaking butterfly. And it bothers me a lot that the internet makes it seem that girls who like games or shows like GoT and TWD and what have you not are special. I know more girls than guys who like this kind of stuff.

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kittenmeownyan 18

If everyone could not be super surprised that certain genders like certain shows that'd be great

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mcm_3 16

*GASP* #24 The Outsiders was awesome!

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morgantayylor 3

My boyfriend said tht to me before. I got pissed so now he leaves out the second part haha

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Cazz91 21

You could have replied with "You're so stupid. Why did you have to open your big mouth?" and then leave the room.

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