By sammieshortcake - 14/09/2013 15:30 - United States

Today, I was talking to my husband about our favorite TV show, when he took my face in his hands and sweetly whispered, "You're so pretty. Why must you ruin it with words?" FML
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sammieshortcake 15

He was actually joking when he said it. I just thought it was funny because of the way he said it like he was being all romantic, so I submitted it. So stoked it got published! And to the person who said yeah "our" favorite show-it was Game of Thrones, which is both of our favorite shows. lol

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Grauncho 27

Well, we now know he didn't marry you for your personality.

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ifavela89 13

I bet if women said things like that to men they would be hurt

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VectorFields 9

You know, sometimes, some people seem to be smart at first, and that's because in our universe, light goes faster than sound.

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inuar 7

you should have whisper back "you're sleeping on the couch today" I gotta say op this was actually pretty funny. rude of him, but funny.

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jhs578650 9

@95 No man worth his salt would ever let his wife kick him out of his own bed. Like it or not, the marital bed is his bed too, and the wife doesn't have the right to determine where he sleeps. If a woman doesn't want to sleep with her husband that is certainly her right, but seeing as she only has the right to decide where she sleeps, and not where he sleeps, she can take the couch.

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mndlz 6

LOL, I have to wonder if OP was talking DURING the show.... my Mom does this ALL the time and we try just about everything to get her to shut it.

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hollyanne27 9

Its ok we all do it. haha. Y ou agreed with Jackie (from that 70's show) didn't you?

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