By sammieshortcake - 14/09/2013 15:30 - United States

Today, I was talking to my husband about our favorite TV show, when he took my face in his hands and sweetly whispered, "You're so pretty. Why must you ruin it with words?" FML
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sammieshortcake tells us more.

sammieshortcake 15

He was actually joking when he said it. I just thought it was funny because of the way he said it like he was being all romantic, so I submitted it. So stoked it got published! And to the person who said yeah "our" favorite show-it was Game of Thrones, which is both of our favorite shows. lol

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Grauncho 27

Well, we now know he didn't marry you for your personality.

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olpally 32

Whisper back "no sex for you tonight, you ass." Hehe. That was a rude thing to say. Just go right back at him.

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worldclassrager 39

Maybe your voice will grow on him...and it should...

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hcollins1 18

Considering that they ARE married, her voice, I assume did grow on him. I've never met anyone that's married say, 'damn his/her voice is annoying. Hope it grows on me though!'

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Pancakes017 19

He sounds like a real winner.

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Enslaved 36

Did that get you in a Depeche Mode? "All I ever wanted, all I ever needed Is here in my arms Words are very unnecessary They can only do harm" . . . Enjoy the Silence :P

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TheDrifter 23

You say it best when you say nothing at all?

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llnursingll 10

that's so rude, he knew he was wrong that's why he whispered it. I hope you will get him back, sweet revenge.

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hcollins1 18

Or maybe he wasn't being serious and was joking. That's what couples normally do, joke/tease each other.

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dread514 11

Take the hint, no "revenge or spite" required...

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ninety 25

Haha, were you trying to talk to him while he was trying to watch tv or play a game?

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