By sammieshortcake - 14/09/2013 15:30 - United States

Today, I was talking to my husband about our favorite TV show, when he took my face in his hands and sweetly whispered, "You're so pretty. Why must you ruin it with words?" FML
I agree, your life sucks 49 364
You deserved it 8 267

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sammieshortcake 15

He was actually joking when he said it. I just thought it was funny because of the way he said it like he was being all romantic, so I submitted it. So stoked it got published! And to the person who said yeah "our" favorite show-it was Game of Thrones, which is both of our favorite shows. lol

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Grauncho 27

Well, we now know he didn't marry you for your personality.

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jensen21 19

At least he called you pretty.

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SweetasCandy0609 28

I would of grabbed his face bank and said you look so smart but then you open your mouth and ruin it by saying something stupid.

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graceinsheepwear 33

If he is rich enough to have a face bank, let him say what he wants!

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SweetasCandy0609 28

#57 we said anything about OP'S bf is rich? And even if he does it's still not okay to treat a women like especially when he says he cares about it her I don't really care if you agree I speak mind if you don't like it then to bad for you and anyone else who doesn't.

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SweetasCandy0609 28

Just because I have many doesn't mean that I go around being ride to them because then that makes them think I better than and I am not better then anyone else money or not.

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hcollins1 18

91, read your first comment then you will understand why 57 made that comment. Congratulations, you just answered your poorly worded question! Proof read your comments before you post them, it helps.

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zed34 18

Someone needs to slap the s-s-stupid out of you

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yobatchofcookies 8

I think he appreciates your beautiful presence... Just that he prefers silence... Sometimes.

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abutton 15

Oh I want to do that to my girlfriend so often

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starile 19

Good thing FML serves as a dating tips hotline! Now you know what to do.

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roopstetter 7

my husbands favorite thing to say is "most men would rather marry an ugly woman with brains than an ugly woman with a pretty face. luckily I am not that man." thanks honey. -_-

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edmunson 22

How many times did you have to read it? Just curious...

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roopstetter 7

*a dumb woman with a beautiful face. ugh scatter brain!

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Obey_StudBoii 23

He was having a gurly moment

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