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By thicklysettled - 20/07/2009 04:04 - United States

Today, I was talking to the girl I've liked for 2 years. We were assigned partners for a History project so we were going to work on it at my house. When she asked me for directions, I told her I lived on Woodcock Road. She yelled slapped me and stormed off. I was serious. FML

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heyyou1203 0

Monday 20 July 2009 12:17

why do women think it's ok to slap men?? if a man slaps a woman it's abuse or domestic violence. (i'm a woman, btw)

Smiley_70 22

Monday 20 July 2009 12:05

Show her a street directory with the street on it. Weird name of a road though!

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angler 1

Tuesday 28 July 2009 5:16

On the corner of Kitchendick? (I know someone who lives on the corner of Woodcock and Kitchendick road. I was shocked, too)

murder1215 5

Monday 24 August 2009 0:52

i like on Graves S.T so people call me homeless and say i live in cemetery's.

Cheyenne_Is_Me 4

Sunday 30 August 2009 22:29

lmao!! xD

Sorrytohearthat 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 9:13

She's an idiot. Woodcock road wouldn't sound like a euphemism. Maybe if you said 69 Woodcock road then she might have got the wrong idea.

klpryde 0

Friday 23 October 2009 20:32

Yeah, she should have said something like "Lets meet at my house instead. It's on Wetpussy Lane"

blairyboo 0

Monday 15 February 2010 4:12

this is hilarious lmao

xander2347 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 7:15

woodcock road...great (appropriate?) name for a street...

cormycakez 3

Saturday 27 March 2010 17:32

damn she overreacted I would've laughed & said are you serious... lmao it reminded me of Mr. Woodcock... very funny movie...

MiGman 5

Thursday 24 June 2010 2:20

woodcock road FTW!!!

XtremeWonders 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 18:39

Hopefully she finds out tht thats were u really live the she'll feel guilt for slapping u.

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