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By thicklysettled - 20/07/2009 04:04 - United States

Today, I was talking to the girl I've liked for 2 years. We were assigned partners for a History project so we were going to work on it at my house. When she asked me for directions, I told her I lived on Woodcock Road. She yelled slapped me and stormed off. I was serious. FML

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heyyou1203 0

Monday 20 July 2009 12:17

why do women think it's ok to slap men?? if a man slaps a woman it's abuse or domestic violence. (i'm a woman, btw)

Smiley_70 22

Monday 20 July 2009 12:05

Show her a street directory with the street on it. Weird name of a road though!

Comments

birdfreak 24

Monday 21 March 2011 6:33

woodcocks r very nice birds

FAYUL12345100 3

Tuesday 10 May 2011 3:54

OP, I really think you could do better. Any girl who immediately thinks "woodcock=boner" is not a girl I would advise going around with.

lrr11 0

Friday 17 June 2011 10:22

who would name a street that??

3027357mike 3

Thursday 14 July 2011 3:10

sounds like a hard day for you

bassoonist527 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 12:05

Isn't the real-estate motto "Location, location, location"?

FweakofCydonia 40

Monday 2 January 2012 17:39

Well, if she initally assumed you were being a perv, then that says something...

RemyX1 7

Thursday 3 May 2012 16:53

Haha I live on penis avenue JK

newburton13 26

Saturday 25 August 2012 18:08

Show her a GoogleMap picture of the street and leave her a nice little note stating you'll sue her for assault.

harrypotter4evur 15

Friday 19 July 2013 5:45

I had a teacher who's name last name was Woodcock. She was the same team as Ms. Ball. I'm not even kidding...

dianafuentes 17

Saturday 31 August 2013 0:32

I cant stop laughing

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