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By ECullen - 21/05/2009 19:13 - United States

Today, I was talking to this guy that I like a lot and I think he likes me back. When he told me I was beautiful I laughed so hard that I farted. Loudly. FML
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JessTrek 0

You laughed? Way to make him feel bad. YDI.

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DeadMansCrack 4

Your name is ECullen? Oh, for God's sake, you definitely deserved this one.

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krankypoptart 0

"Today some Twilight loving weirdo that started talking to me. I knew she liked me but I didn't really know what to say so I gave her compliments, and told her she was beautiful. She laughed so hard she farted." - FML OP- Step your game up.

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Udyjay 1

lmao. he probably just laughed

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plaidrabbit 0

I could see being embarrassed when he complimented you and giggling nervously. But seriously, a fart-inducing guffaw? Sounds kinda mean.

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liveitlearnit 0

Oh no! You poor thing. Well, if he's any sort of gentleman, he'll have forgotten it and will act like it never happened. PS: Expect to be sorely disappointed, since you're a Twilight fan. He'll never be your Edward.

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lillyass 0

If he laughed back, you have a keeper!

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aceofspades08 0

why on earth would you laugh? maybe a little giggle and and thank you would have been good. but from what i can tell you went all out. stupid.

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tweeti_fml 0

the same thing happened to me. exept i was with a lotttt of ppl. i started laughing, and blew a big one. a year passed, they still wont let me live it down.

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