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By halebop - 06/04/2009 05:26 - United States

Today, I was talking with my father on the phone when I mentioned I wanted to stay at school over the summer and work. He asked if it would be lonely with the campus empty, when I replied that my friends would be working here too. He asked: "What, all two of them?" FML

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By recordyear - 09/08/2011 07:32 - United States

Today, I was at work with my dad. He told me the only reason he's letting me work with him over the summer is because I'm a friendless loser, and he didn't want me staying home getting fatter. FML

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Empty nest

By AllieG33 - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Albuquerque

Today, after returning from taking my sister off to college, my parents told me that our house would be a lot quieter with my sister gone. Not because she's loud, but because she has friends and I apparently don't. FML

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Teenage kicks

By Anonymous - 24/04/2022 10:00 - Australia - Albany Creek

Today, I found out that ALL of my friends were in the same class and I was in a different one. They went away on camp, and I'm going to be alone for this whole week. FML

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Helicopter parents

By that girl. - 06/06/2012 05:26 - United States

Today, instead of having my friends come pick me up, my dad drove me over to visit them. He insisted on walking me up to the door, hugging me goodbye, and making sure my friends were appropriate enough to hang out with. I'm in college. FML

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Time is money

By skipperpop - 11/08/2016 22:24 - United States - Ames

Today, after work, I was saying goodbye to my last remaining friend I worked with because she was going to be leaving for college. My manager saw me talking and made me clock back in and work, because, "If you have time to talk, you have time to work." FML

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Priorities

By ill - 02/10/2009 17:18 - Canada

Today, I called my dad to ask why my university tuition had not been paid. He said that my school was "too expensive" and he "couldn't afford it." He then asked me if I would take in his mail while he was away. He was taking his new wife to Hawaii; apparently it's beautiful this time of year. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2014 20:00 - United States - Schaumburg

Today, I got back home from work and casually asked my dad, "What's up?" He casually replied, "Wishing I'd had a son instead." and stared glassy-eyed at me until I left the room. FML

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By Lonely626 - 16/06/2016 22:26

Today, while talking with a coworker, we discussed a weekend home invasion scenario. It was then that I realized my social circle is so non-existent, that my job would notice I'm gone before my friends would. FML

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Seems unlikely

By Anonymous - 30/07/2021 22:01 - United States - Brookville

Today, I teasingly asked my crush why he never came to visit me in my dorm. He said that all his friends there had moved out and gotten apartments, so he had no reason to go to my dorm. Oh. I thought we were friends. FML

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Keeping it real

By Anonymous - 26/02/2016 08:37 - Australia - Wilston

Today, I went to visit my dad for the first time in over a year, as I have been studying for my Master's degree in history halfway across the world. The first thing he said to me? "So, gotten a real job yet?" FML

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briedis 0

Monday 6 April 2009 16:24

It's better to have two close friends than 10 friends who later turn out to be assholes :)

Ib83 0

Monday 6 April 2009 16:15

ummmmmmmmmmm sounds like he was just teasing. not really an FML

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josh1 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 2:42

hahah my dad said almost the exact same thing!! I mentioned how I was staying and he just went "but you have no one to keep you company." I mentioned that I had a lot of fraternity brothers staying in town and he just went "...but I thought they didnt like you."

maegan_fml 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 3:40

My dad would do that too. he's kidding, don't worry bout it.

jet_fml 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 4:15

You know, it's not about the amount of friends you have, it's about the QUALITY. If you're happy with them, then who cares how many you have? FYL if you're that insecure.

SunlightVeins 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 6:33

Sounds like something I'd say. If we do indeed have the same humor, he didn't mean it in one bit. Beside, I myself only consider myself as having a handful of friends, though I call almost everyone on my dorm floor a friend.

love_revived 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 6:48

Yet another FML on people having no friends.

DisturbedDriver 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 9:41

Tell him, "No, it's BOTH of them, you friggen tard!" =D J/K Just brush it off and be done with it. I honestly had no more than 3-4 close friends in college. That's how it gets to be.