Kids: Today, I was teaching a swimming lesson to 6-7 year old boys...

By superfkd - 15/03/2009 02:27 - Canada

Today, I was teaching a swimming lesson to 6-7 year old boys and girls. I recently broke up with my boyfriend so I haven't been taking care of my bikini line. While I was demonstrating how to do a whip-kick out of the water one of the boys said, "You have a beard coming out of your bathing suit!" FML

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By cplaner - 04/02/2009 12:56 - United States

Today, I was teaching swim lessons. I got felt up by a 6 year-old boy. Three times. FML

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By Embarrassed Swimmer - 11/12/2011 07:23 - Australia

Today, I went to the pool with my new white bathers. I felt really good about myself because everyone was staring at me until this hot guy came up to me and said "Dude, your bathers are see-through. You need to shave!" FML

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By iannie - 31/07/2011 21:45 - United States

Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2022 22:00

Today, an ocean wave tore off my bikini bottoms. It took me a few seconds to notice after I stood up, by which time all of my friends, and quite a few other people, had seen my downstairs zone and laughed at me since I recently trimmed it into a love heart shape for my boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/07/2013 20:27 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I went to the pool with my son. One moment I'm sitting down, applying sunscreen to my legs, and the next I look up to see him squatting on the diving board, seconds before dropping a deuce into the pool. As we got kicked out, he screamed that it was my fault. FML

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Teaching moment

By poolboy - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was working as a swim instructor for kids. Teaching them not to be afraid of the water, I put my face in the water and blew bubbles. I asked them to try it. All of them did, except for one. I went right to him and blew bubbles again. He then said to me, "But I just peed in that water." FML

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By Anonymous - 28/03/2024 14:00 - United States - Salem

Today, I was working my lifeguard job when I had to remind a 17 year-old boy that water is clear and that I could see him pulling his trunks down to moon his friends. Kind of want to drown myself now. FML

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By mimimi - 30/12/2008 06:24 - France

Today, I went swimming. While I was walking along side of the pool, everyone was staring at me. I began to think that my diet was really working. It was only an hour later, in the changing rooms, that I noticed the string from my Tampax that was sticking out of my swimming costume. FML

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By annonymous - 28/02/2010 06:31 - France

Today, I went skinny dipping with a few friends at my friend's house. It was really fun until one of my friends shrieked, saying there were bugs in the pool. Everyone jumped out and looked at her. Turns out the "bugs" she saw was my body hair. FML

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By AFH2O - 14/07/2014 23:04 - United States - Visalia

Today, I got chewed out by a parent for putting her kid underwater. I teach swim lessons. FML

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plethora 3

Sunday 15 March 2009 13:41

Whether you have a boyfriend or not, how do you feel comfortable wearing bathers without fixing your bikini line? I cannot do that.

ima_krackerr 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 12:05

hahahah.. gotta love kids

Comments

lindsey88 0

Friday 20 March 2009 6:17

hahahhaha shave that shit off

noclevername 0

Friday 20 March 2009 15:22

Since you posted it, I'm guessing you see the funny side and aren't all that beaten up over it. The people who think that you should SHAVE EVERY DAY BECAUSE ANYTHING ELSE IS SICK AND WRONG EW EW EW could stand to grow up. As long as you're happy and keep yourself clean, who cares? If you're working with kids though, they're going to notice things like that and either point it out because they don't realise it's inappropriate, or point it out because they have learned it's inappropriate and want to embarass you. (The second group are just great to work with.) If you can laugh it off, grand, but if it gets to you then it probably wouldn;t hurt to trim before classes

InLove17 0

Friday 20 March 2009 21:11

That would have been so embarrassing! I wouldn't know what to do.

pinacoladagurll 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 0:10

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA at least it was just little kids

theoldGP 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 6:16

wow. lol i have no idea what i would have said if it weren't kids =P

Aquaslash 0

Monday 23 March 2009 1:35

FYL? More like F MY life for reading this D:

chrispontious311 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 0:13

How are you already going to have a "beard" if you just recently broke up with your boyfriend?

anna16_fml 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 3:30

Maybe she is one of thoughs ppl who grow hair like crazyy and so if she miss's a day or 2 its a forest but i agree if ur a swim teacher please shave boyfriend or not and to make you feel better i hope when the llittle boy grows older he gets really fat and gross and has his very own wierd beard growing down their

CPTobvious_fml 0

Friday 27 March 2009 20:34

I agree with #92.... a "beard" just doesn't grow overnight....especially one that would stick out under a bathing suit. #93 why are you mad at the little kid for the author's lack of personal hygiene?