By imnotastranger - 09/05/2014 03:01

Today, I was teaching my 4 year-old daughter about "stranger danger" and how to deal with it. Later that day, we went out and since I didn't buy her a ice cream, she kept screaming "STRANGER DANGER!" A total stranger tackled me until the cops arrived. FML
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Pleonasm 35

She screamed, you screamed, they all screamed for icescream.

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MattM95 16

Kids will do anything for ice cream.

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Verity101 10

Daaang! But at least people helped?? :D

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ohishkabibble 21

Truth be told, OP, "stranger danger" is not the most effective way to teach your child to be safe anyway. A lot of kidnappings and stuff are perpetrated by a person that the victim knows. Just throwing that out there, so maybe you can reconsider your strategy.

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1jordan1 11

So? Stranger danger is to teach you not to get rides from strangers or to let them give you candy or something. He's teaching his kids to always have an adult they know present when speaking to strangers. That has nothing to do with the fact that people he knows will probably be more the ones to look out for.

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itcomesinthrees 10

I pulled a similar stunt when I was 3 or 4. I'm 28 and my parents still bring it up regularly and give me a hard time about it.

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tehdarkness 21

Well, at least the kid knows that it will work if there is ever a real stranger danger!

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yourwifelovesme 25

"I scream, you scream, we all scream for- ok you can stop screaming now"

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Saraishi 24

Either she didn't understand you or she was being a brat. If it's the latter you need to make sure she doesn't think she can get away with it, now or ever.

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