By imnotastranger - 09/05/2014 03:01

Today, I was teaching my 4 year-old daughter about "stranger danger" and how to deal with it. Later that day, we went out and since I didn't buy her a ice cream, she kept screaming "STRANGER DANGER!" A total stranger tackled me until the cops arrived. FML
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Pleonasm 35

She screamed, you screamed, they all screamed for icescream.

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MattM95 16

Kids will do anything for ice cream.

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Cherryta 17

At least if there was a real situation, you know that people will step in.

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bobpeyron 6

stranger danger is one of the most damaging programs that has ever been used 90% of child abductions are by people the child knows. instead of teaching your children to look for something wrong like neighbor bob has play dates with children by themselves you are teaching them to fear people they don't know because you know everyone you don't know is trying to kill or abduct children. so if there are lost in an area that they are unfamiliar with and can't find a cop they are screwed.

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yesnid 2

Strangers are just as dangerous. A few years ago a woman would go to parks and ask them to do the splits and other poses so her pedophile husband could ********** to them later. The key is for kids to learn to watch for odd signs from anyone and how to react to a situation to get away.

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chrichards 2

I would never buy her ice cream for the rest of her life.

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moondoglou420 17

Take her out and eat an icecream cone in front of her every day for the next month as punishment. She will never do it again.

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Blahblah9921 4

oooo i swear if i were u id whoop her ass hard

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Blahblah9921 4

next time tell her its either time out or a spanking

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egrudy 9

But the only great thing about this story is that there is a person out there who came to a child's aid. I would surely befriend the individual who acted heroically

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mattorama 15

Acted heroically? Assaulting a total stranger based on the word of a four year old isn't "acting heroically," it's being a total moron who deserves to be charged and prosecuted.

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poopface82 19

I think you're raising a sociopath here. FYL for now but YDI if you don't give her a good ass-beating and a term in military school.

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billyisgone 4

Yes poopface, everyone should send their 4 YEAR OLD daughters to military school after she does something like this. Sociopath? Please, she's 4. She can barely keep herself from crapping her pants, I highly doubt she's already at a stage in her life where she can intentionally screw with people's lives. You on the other hand clearly need your head examined thoroughly.

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