By imnotastranger - 09/05/2014 03:01

Today, I was teaching my 4 year-old daughter about "stranger danger" and how to deal with it. Later that day, we went out and since I didn't buy her a ice cream, she kept screaming "STRANGER DANGER!" A total stranger tackled me until the cops arrived. FML
I agree, your life sucks 52 621
You deserved it 6 931

Same thing different taste

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She screamed, you screamed, they all screamed for icescream.

Kids will do anything for ice cream.

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And that's what happens when you spoil your kids.

Be careful.Apple may patent that word as iScream

Now that she knows the effects, expect that to happen a lot more often, when you refuse to do whatever she wants. That kid totally owns you now.

Krissey_DJ 16

I'm not looking forward to when my son is around that age, because I'm scared he will pull something like this. That's why I decided to always keep a family photo in my wallet for these times to show all the nonbelievers

I think she'll never have to worry about getting kidnapped...maybe you could get I'm her father shirt

How many people have four year olds on FML?

mmmm.. . .tell me you got her tail afterwords.

Now it is time to teach her what the beating of a lifetime really means

its too damn bad spankings aren't allowed anymore. you know... discipline for that shit. kid needs a red ass.