Kids: Today, I was teaching my 4 year-old daughter about "stranger...

By imnotastranger - 09/05/2014 03:01

Today, I was teaching my 4 year-old daughter about "stranger danger" and how to deal with it. Later that day, we went out and since I didn't buy her a ice cream, she kept screaming "STRANGER DANGER!" A total stranger tackled me until the cops arrived. FML

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Friday 9 May 2014 13:19

She screamed, you screamed, they all screamed for icescream.

MattM95 16

Friday 9 May 2014 13:18

Kids will do anything for ice cream.

Comments

vikky538 28

Friday 9 May 2014 14:15

if she could do that to her dad... just imagine what she could do it to stranger... your daughter is intelligent n she deserves the ice cream...

Girlie7 11

Friday 9 May 2014 14:20

At least she learnt how to use it....

Ezellianna 14

Friday 9 May 2014 14:31

At least you know it works!

hrhlovesrar 8

Friday 9 May 2014 14:51

omg. that is hilarious, probably wasn't at the time though, I'm glad my daughter never thought of that!

sjbartholome 14

Friday 9 May 2014 14:59

Grounded!

The_Khan 12

Friday 9 May 2014 15:21

Sucks that she used it wrongly. BUT I find it good that the environment did the right thing (and not for example ignore it). True she needs to be taught properly the difference between emergency and disappointment, but the part you cannot teach did what they should do (tackle you).

RedPillSucks 31

Friday 9 May 2014 16:08

point out to her that, not only did she NOT get the ice cream, but she also got you hurt AND she's in a spot of trouble herself.

ladybugz23 13

Friday 9 May 2014 16:11

smart kid!!

sweetprettykitty 10

Friday 9 May 2014 16:22

It sounds more like she's a spoiled brat and you should teach her she can't always get what she wants...my kids freak out like that over me saying no and they go into the corner for time out....makes them polite and actually ask next time.