By Anonymous - 15/07/2013 03:40 - United States - Odenton

Today, I was teaching my daughter how to drive. We were passing by a merge lane; I told her to slow down and let a green car merge in front of us. She said, "Fuck the green car" and sped up, colliding with it. Apparently she didn't know that would happen. FML
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Druu 53

And that's when you reply, "**** getting you a driver's license."

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That, my friend, is a fine example of "YOLO." Or more accurately, of natural selection.

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rawrmuffinsnom 18

Technically the green car should have yielded if it was merging. Traffic already on the highway has the right of way. Don't teach your daughter to be a passive driver. That is really how bad accidents are caused because they like to stop in the middle of busy traffic when they shouldn't.

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TheDrifter 23

You don't understand merge either do you? If the vehicle is at highway speed and in front of you, you are responsible for leaving them room to safely merge. Merge lanes are an alternating right of way, not through traffic right of way like a turning lane.

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Smoothjc1 6

What the hell is a alternating right of way ??? never heard of it. please go back to driving school, also do a search on Google of (alternating right of way) they have NEVER heard of it either.

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TheDrifter 23

Google has failed you. An alternating right of way is a situation in which multiple vehicles have the right of way and are expected to share it. Other situations include where a lane ends (example 3 lanes go to 2) and a traffic light controlled intersection when the lights are not functioning (you know, the "treat it like a 4 way stop" lesson?). If you would like some of those lessons yourself I'm fully certified to teach them.

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chosha_fml 26

Hope you're making her pay the excess on the insurance. And not letting her back in the car until she's saved up and paid you a second excess in case she is that reckless again.

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NellyFC35 19

Where you in Texas? That's how they do it around here.....smh

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jw90 18

Yea..**** that green ca..oh never mind.

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darryaz 9

Maybe you should buy her a bus pass.

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ViviMage 38

Well, she did **** the green car!

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lolstruck 4

I would reflect on how you raised her.

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courtz94 24

She should not get a license. If she can't listen to you when you're trying to teach her, then she shouldn't be allowed the privilege of having a license.

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