Kids: Today, I was teasing my 12 year old little cousin about him liking...

By brittbrat4 - 13/08/2011 06:51 - United States

Today, I was teasing my 12 year old little cousin about him liking my best friend. I guess it made him mad because he yelled "Breast cancer!" at the top of his lungs before power-punching my right boob. FML

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Today, I was holding my 3 year old brother, and apparently he thinks it's hilarious to pull my tank top down and scream ''BOOBS!'' in public. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/04/2009 02:39 - United States

Today, my two year-old cousin was having a temper tantrum. I decided to give him a flashlight because playing with it usually distracts him. It didn't. Instead, he hit me in the face with it as hard as possible, leaving a bruise. FML

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By girlmeetsworld - 18/02/2009 23:27 - United States

Today, my four-year-old cousin gave me a hug, basically stuffing his face into my crotch. Then he pulled it out and said "Ew, that's stinky" in front of my entire class. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2012 13:59 - United States

Today, I was playing with my four year-old cousin. He had a toy whale and said, "Shark!" I corrected him and told him it was a whale. He picked it up, threw it at my face, and yelled, "SHAAARK!" FML

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By keelah - 27/06/2014 21:57 - United States - Montgomery

Today, my cousin asked me what it's like to be so fat. I chastised him and said that was a rude thing to ask. He apologized, then asked me what it's like to be such a pussy. He didn't stop until he, a 10 year-old kid, had reduced me, a 26 year-old woman, to tears. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2010 03:20 - United States

Today, I was giving myself a breast exam for lumps. I heard laughing, looked around and saw that the 12 year-old neighbor and his friends were watching through the window. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/08/2013 04:48 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, my little brother grabbed my boobs and wouldn't let go until I pried his hands off. When I told my mom, her response was, "Get over it. He's a little kid who doesn't know any better." He's 14 years-old. FML

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By boobswerehere - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Reno

Today, I went to visit my best friend at her house. I saw her five year-old brother playing in the front yard, and as I walked up to the door he shouted, "Boobs are here! Boobs are here!" FML

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Dr_Jalepenos 0

Saturday 13 August 2011 12:27

That was his version of "HULK SMASH!".

Accept 11

Saturday 13 August 2011 12:27

Is that a new fighting attack?

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99jojojojo1 5

Sunday 14 August 2011 9:55

lol...

AnarchyAmber 5

Sunday 14 August 2011 10:21

That's when you scream at the top of your lungs "******** CANCER!!!" and watch how fast he runs >=)

badactor009 0

Sunday 14 August 2011 12:32

Beat that kid with a hammer.

itsonlymeghan 0

Sunday 14 August 2011 15:49

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I'm sorry, but I don't think I've ever laaughed so hard.

michaelrules 0

Sunday 14 August 2011 17:18

lmao. I did that to my sister when I was 12 because she kicked me where it hurts.

RLove1997 0

Sunday 14 August 2011 21:30

I found a new trend dey gonna love dis one at school!

BubblyNinja13 0

Monday 15 August 2011 5:08

OUCH!!!:/

marciealban 4

Monday 15 August 2011 5:45

getting hit in the boob is so dangerous tho cuz you can get breast cancer from it.

Friaza 29

Monday 15 August 2011 6:30

You do realize when you kick a guy in the nuts you can make him infertile, right?

PapSmearNinja 4

Monday 15 August 2011 10:45

lmfao now you know

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