Kids: Today, I was teasing my 12 year old little cousin about him liking...

By brittbrat4 - 13/08/2011 06:51 - United States

Today, I was teasing my 12 year old little cousin about him liking my best friend. I guess it made him mad because he yelled "Breast cancer!" at the top of his lungs before power-punching my right boob. FML

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Today, I was holding my 3 year old brother, and apparently he thinks it's hilarious to pull my tank top down and scream ''BOOBS!'' in public. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/04/2009 02:39 - United States

Today, my two year-old cousin was having a temper tantrum. I decided to give him a flashlight because playing with it usually distracts him. It didn't. Instead, he hit me in the face with it as hard as possible, leaving a bruise. FML

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Today, I was playing with my four year-old cousin. He had a toy whale and said, "Shark!" I corrected him and told him it was a whale. He picked it up, threw it at my face, and yelled, "SHAAARK!" FML

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By keelah - 27/06/2014 21:57 - United States - Montgomery

Today, my cousin asked me what it's like to be so fat. I chastised him and said that was a rude thing to ask. He apologized, then asked me what it's like to be such a pussy. He didn't stop until he, a 10 year-old kid, had reduced me, a 26 year-old woman, to tears. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2010 03:20 - United States

Today, I was giving myself a breast exam for lumps. I heard laughing, looked around and saw that the 12 year-old neighbor and his friends were watching through the window. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/08/2013 04:48 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, my little brother grabbed my boobs and wouldn't let go until I pried his hands off. When I told my mom, her response was, "Get over it. He's a little kid who doesn't know any better." He's 14 years-old. FML

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By boobswerehere - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Reno

Today, I went to visit my best friend at her house. I saw her five year-old brother playing in the front yard, and as I walked up to the door he shouted, "Boobs are here! Boobs are here!" FML

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Dr_Jalepenos 0

Saturday 13 August 2011 12:27

That was his version of "HULK SMASH!".

Accept 11

Saturday 13 August 2011 12:27

Is that a new fighting attack?

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djlolo1129 0

Sunday 14 August 2011 4:13

it really hurts being hit in the boobs!

mango260 9

Sunday 14 August 2011 4:28

:O that's just wrong!

mango260 9

Sunday 14 August 2011 4:31

:O that's just wrong!

smexehXredhead0 0

Sunday 14 August 2011 5:32

You sure must have pissed him off!

socalgrl23711 0

Sunday 14 August 2011 6:13

Sucks to be you!

bribearr 6

Sunday 14 August 2011 8:00

ummmm...OW?!

1215116a 14

Sunday 14 August 2011 8:15

Yeah a bruised boob is cute. So is pain. -_-

1215116a 14

Sunday 14 August 2011 8:22

Yeah bruised boobs are always cute. -_-

1966mustanggt350 4

Sunday 14 August 2011 9:39

lmao. this is my new fav FML post from now on haha, thats crazy man

wigg3r 5

Sunday 14 August 2011 9:53

thats why u don't **** with little kids,because they will win in the end

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