By Megara - 15/03/2011 05:58 - United States

Today, I was telling my dad about how I emasculated my guy friends because I can drive a stick shift while they can't. He said, "And you wonder why people think you're a lesbian." FML
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Same thing different taste

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Women that can drive a stick is a plus. Was that dirty?

lulu121893 0

I didn't know driving a stick would considered being lesbian...?

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thats what you get when you feel special just because you have a ******.

AceArctic 4

I'd think a girl who knows how to work a stick would be less of a lesbian...?

What does driving stick have to do with being a lesbian? I've been driving stick since I was thirteen (I grew up on a farm) and I'm married with a baby. I do understand how guys that can't drive stick can feel emasculated by it though. I taught my first 3 boyfriends how to drive stick, and once any of their friends found out I taught them, they gave him hell. secretly that always made me laugh. :)

OP, YDI for a) Implying that women can't do "male" things. There's nothing about being female that would prevent you from driving stick-shift, and you're not special for doing so. b) Shaming your male friends for not having every little ability that our culture deems "masculine". Whether or not you drive stick shift has absolutely nothing to do with being a man, there was nothing "emasculating" about that situation. You're sexist OP. Although honestly I'm not surprised you're so ignorant if your dad thinks that driving stick-shift makes you a lesbian, and thinks that calling someone a lesbian is an insult.

obviously your dad thinks you're a lesbian because you were bragging about emasculation...which means "to remove both the penis & testicles" therefore making a man, into a woman...I'd think the same if my girl was bragging about de-genitalization of her "guy" friends... you need more "girl" friends who can teach you to be a "lady" rather than acting like a "man hating" dike. sorry but YDI.

Her father's point is, she takes joy in "emasculating" her male friends. If people are wondering about her sexuality, perhaps her attitude might be one reason why. And I ought to know: I'm the father who made the comment.

monkeebalz 0

stfu and get in the kitchen, bitch