Love: Today, I was telling my dad how my boyfriend dumped me yesterday....

By Anonymous - 18/08/2015 12:34 - United States - Arlington Heights

Today, I was telling my dad how my boyfriend dumped me yesterday. He responded by blowing his nose into his hand, wiping it in my hair, then saying "There, a REAL problem to whine about." FML

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By daddylove - 12/06/2011 04:21 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 6 months broke up with me. I was crying for over an hour in my room. My dad came in and asked what was wrong. Just as I was about to tell him, he stops me and simply says "Oh, honey. I don't care... Just keep the noise down." Then walks out. FML

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By bastard magnet - 02/10/2011 22:14 - United States

Today, I came home crying after my boyfriend dumped me for another girl. My dad told me to come tell him what was wrong. I sat down and let it all out, after which he looked up from his book, into my eyes, and gave me his loving advice: "Just cry about it and move on to another bastard." FML

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Fight!

By Anonymous - 31/08/2022 06:00

Today, my boyfriend has never gotten along with my dad, but this afternoon during what I thought was a completely normal conversation, he just stood up, yelled he couldn’t take my dad anymore, punched him in the nose, dumped me, and drove away. FML

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By Lisa - 19/09/2011 02:07 - United States

Today, after being dumped by my boyfriend of two years, I poured my heart out to my dad. He nodded and looked sympathetic throughout. Afterwards, I asked him what I should do. He replied, "How the hell should I know?" and awkwardly left my room. FML

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By SteroidPenguin - 18/05/2013 22:33 - United States - Clifton

Today, I told my dad that I broke up with my first serious girlfriend. He responded by blaring sad breakup songs as loud as he could throughout the house, just to see me "cry like a bitch". FML

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By heartbroken - 14/07/2012 01:41 - Canada - Brantford

Today, I came home in tears after my boyfriend admitted to cheating on me. My dad told me to sit down and tell him everything. He's pretty eccentric, so I wasn't fazed when he put on a pair of sunglasses. When I stopped talking, I noticed his mouth was slightly agape and he was snoring. FML

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By hairy - 08/03/2012 14:30 - Serbia

Today, my boyfriend dumped me. Apparently, my nose hair scares him. FML

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By rozziepop - 30/03/2012 05:37 - United States - Visalia

Today, I saw my 22-year-old boyfriend blow his nose into his hand, then wipe his snot on our couch. There was a box of tissues directly in front of him. FML

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By HaleyIsabelle - 08/03/2010 20:54 - France

Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML

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By not gay in AL - 11/05/2014 17:57 - United States

Today, my dad seemed moody, so to lift his spirits, I told him I loved him. He just snorted, "You gay or something, boy?" Really mature, dad, really mature. FML

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johnny29 14

Wednesday 19 August 2015 7:00

dad of the year :/

Brightbulb 39

Wednesday 19 August 2015 6:58

Your dad could have probably handled that better, but at the same time it will hurt only for a little while and the world will continue spinning.

Comments

jelly_bennett 23

Wednesday 19 August 2015 7:15

This dad joke has gone too far

dc2fresh 15

Wednesday 19 August 2015 7:20

Im gunna get hate on this comment but your dad's kinda funny.

trucker2 33

Wednesday 19 August 2015 7:22

Throat punch time, and put some ass behind it.

AnicaWoW 14

Wednesday 19 August 2015 7:22

That's revolting. Sorry about the breakup though :(

disnerd4 14

Wednesday 19 August 2015 8:01

Your dad's a real snot, huh?

worldclassrager 39

Wednesday 19 August 2015 8:02

That's probably a way of saying he is out of shotgun shells... Sorry that happened OP...you have our sympathy

Arcanel 18

Wednesday 19 August 2015 8:06

Wow your father is a real class act huh? Unfortunately there really isn't much you can do.... he is your old man. Do what I do, don't confide in your parents a friend or a cousin is usually better. Hope you got the nastiness out your hair mama.

gracehi 31

Wednesday 19 August 2015 8:06

I'm not a violent person, but I would kick my own father in the shin for that. Snot grosses me out more than anything--more than blood, more than piss, more than poop, more than roaches--anything.