By spencerlong - 25/04/2014 03:02 - United States - Kennewick

Today, I was texting a girl I like, explaining how she looks like an attractive celebrity. She responded with a picture of a very unattractive lady and asked if she looked like that. I told her if she had been caught in a burning building, then yes, that would look like her. It was of her mom. FML
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spencerlong 1

Hey guys. First off, I am very happy to have had this published, but I would like to clarify some things and clear the misunderstandings! My friends mom is not actually a burn victim, she just wasn't attractive at all and didn't resemble her daughter either. We had been texting previously, and she was sending me pictures of celebrities and asking if she looked like that. She then sent that picture of her mom, who was honestly very unattractive. I thought I was being clever with the whole "caught in a burning building" joke, but it was just the wrong time to use it. Believe me when I say I have nothing against burn victims, as that's seriously a weird thing to hate on. After I found out I apologized and she accepted, so everything is fine now! Thanks for taking the time to read this, I just wanted you guys to not think I'm some weird shallow guy who hates burn victims and is only after girls for their looks.

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afkwarrior 25

Looks like your chances with her just went up in smoke

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pizzzah 9

i think thats a tad offensive to burn victims

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NodakN8V 25

Holy shit ...some times saying the first thing that comes to mind isn't always the best choice...I would of gone with the third or fourth thing...

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foxmatrix15 8

Safest question to ask when looking at a picture that anyone shows you. (Who is that?)

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CrazyMelvin 14

YDI. That's a dick move dude. If you really like her, you would compliment her and what she shows you no matter what.

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limabeans101029 20

I agree and disagree. I don't think complimenting every single thing she says or shows him is a good idea, they'd quickly run out of things to talk about. Plus he had no idea that the picture was of her mom, I think it was a bit unfair of her to sort of test him like that.

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limabeans101029 20

^Just to clarify, I don't think OP had the right to call anyone ugly but I just disagree with the "compliment everything no matter what" idea

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lalaney 14

It was kind of lame of her to test you like that. Some girls just can't take a compliment.

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mikaellikestacos 14

I'm not sure what to vote on this one at all

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mybubbles2000 13

You may not be hearing from here again.

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pacmanman 15

It's ok to to be honest and say she's unattractive, but not so much saying she looks like a burn victim...subtlety...all about subtlety!

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SuperStormCindy 8

YDI for being an insensitive, shallow, judgemental douchebag.

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