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By Cow_girl_cutie - 03/08/2011 07:47 - United States

Today, I was texting my boyfriend. He continued to tell me how he had to piss. We carried on this conversation for about 10 minutes, then I realized that was the most interesting conversation I have had with him in weeks. FML

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By hunnydoll - 18/08/2009 00:16 - United States

Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I was frantically searching for my cell phone. He was curious as to what I was doing so I told him. There was long silence followed by laughter. He could hardly breathe as he told me, "Honey you're on your phone talking to me." FML

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By BatBee - 03/08/2016 02:29 - United States - Princeton

Today, my husband and I were talking about how we missed our sexting from when we were dating, so later I took a bath and texted him while he was relaxing in bed. His response ? "I'm tired and hurry up I need to poop." FML

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By fthis - 27/01/2009 17:58 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend for an hour listening to him talk about his new truck and his final exams. I literally did not say a single word. Just as I said, "Hey baby, guess what happened to me today?", he says, "Can I go to sleep? I'm too tired to guess. Night." FML

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By ShitHappens - 24/10/2011 05:04 - United States

Today, while on the phone with my boyfriend, I really needed to poop. Badly. He was in the middle of telling a story, so I figured I could get away with muting the phone while on the toilet. Halfway through, he suddenly went silent. I forgot to mute the phone. FML

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By chiclet - 02/06/2010 02:34 - France

Today, my boyfriend was talking to me on the land line when his cell phone rang. He told me to wait "two seconds" while he talked to a classmate. Their "two second" conversation lasted ten minutes, and now I can hear the French Open on the TV in background. He forgot he was talking to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2012 19:16 - Sweden - Guayanilla

Today, I had a serious talk with my boyfriend about our relationship troubles. He stopped me in the middle of a sentence with a huge fart. FML

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By rachaaaaeul - 06/08/2010 07:07 - United States

Today, I was texting my boyfriend about yesterday, where he told me how much he loved me, and he wishes we lived closer. I asked him if he really meant it. Turns out he was drunk, and had no idea what he was talking about. FML

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By public pooper - 25/04/2013 00:16 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with a guy I really like. I let him use my phone, forgetting about the messages I'd sent about the consistency of my bowel movements. FML

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By MafiaWarsWidow - 05/02/2010 01:35 - Australia

Today, I was on the phone to my boyfriend in England. I live in Australia. What did he talk about for 15 minutes straight? Mafia Wars on Facebook and how far he had got. FML

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By fuckthepopo - 21/01/2012 02:31 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend has been cheating on me. In tears, I called my best friend and told him everything. He responded with one or two-word answers throughout, but I felt better all the same. That is, until I heard him begin to take a loud piss half-way through my sentence. FML

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YaboyVinnie 21

Wednesday 3 August 2011 18:51

Just tell him to piss off.

Bakayarou_fml 0

Wednesday 3 August 2011 19:14

Comments

iGlasses 4

Wednesday 3 August 2011 19:01

Maybe that was a hint...

saintdalman 4

Wednesday 3 August 2011 19:02

I see that you're trying to imply that your BF is boring, poor you, yadda yadda - but the truth is, you're just as likely to be the problem here. Maybe if you ever had anything to say you wouldn't end up talking about his urine so often.

iAmScrubs 19

Wednesday 3 August 2011 19:09

It has been my lifelong dream to have a 10 minute long conversation about piss. It would then lead me into a conversation about lemonade and lemonade is the best thing that's ever been invented.

jake7787 0

Wednesday 3 August 2011 19:17

so true...

kaylapple 1

Wednesday 3 August 2011 19:18

atleast yall had something to talk about!

skylerXx 6

Wednesday 3 August 2011 19:24

At least you finally had an interesting conversation.

skylerXx 6

Thursday 4 August 2011 5:41

Of course it is :P

nuggin0917 1

Wednesday 3 August 2011 19:24

sounds like conversations i have...

skylerXx 6

Thursday 4 August 2011 6:55

How tragic.

mdizzl 6

Wednesday 3 August 2011 19:25

at least your comfortable enough with each other to talk about piss and not mind

Piinkdottx3 5

Wednesday 3 August 2011 19:45

I mean talking about urinating is something that you both have in common...I don't see the problem here.

nessa0322 0

Wednesday 3 August 2011 19:46

Then break up with him its not that hard

AriadneBelle 3

Wednesday 3 August 2011 20:20

Her next boyfriend will probably be just as boring, considering that no interesting man is going to enjoy being in a relationship with a girl who can't think of anything to talk about other than urine. At least her boyfriend is talking about something. YDI, OP, for complaining about a two way problem as if it's solely his fault.