By Cow_girl_cutie - 03/08/2011 07:47 - United States

Today, I was texting my boyfriend. He continued to tell me how he had to piss. We carried on this conversation for about 10 minutes, then I realized that was the most interesting conversation I have had with him in weeks. FML
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simsfan 0

Well at least he doesn't only text you is when he is taking a crap like my lovely ex.

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TRhoden91 0

Today my granny was gathering clothes for charity. She told me she gave away a pair of jeans that looked "old and tattered". Turns out they were my favorites and now there's a privileged person out there wearing a $450 pair of jeans. FML

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SoccerSweetGirl 0

That happens to me all the time!

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spd2fst4u 5

And what does that tell ya?

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crashley21 10

Bodily functions can actually be very interesting to talk about with people. It's such a private thing it doesn't get talked about, so you can't be like "omg I do that too! "

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bc4025567575 3

Wow sounds like California is more of a mess every single day with bimbos like this.

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LaLexi 0

My boyfriend is the same way. Depressing much?

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morganlee 7

Thank you for your service!

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justanotherhuman 21

lol, nice. I'm going out on a ledge here to presume OP's boytoy is pretty hot stuff, as apparently she was willing to put up with weeks on end of intellectual monotony. Clearly what's 'on the inside' isn't too important here, as we were on week *three*... and the icebreaker was talking about the logistics behind his need to operate his penis. These two have a promising future in the FWB department.

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