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By Cow_girl_cutie - 03/08/2011 07:47 - United States

Today, I was texting my boyfriend. He continued to tell me how he had to piss. We carried on this conversation for about 10 minutes, then I realized that was the most interesting conversation I have had with him in weeks. FML

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By hunnydoll - 18/08/2009 00:16 - United States

Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I was frantically searching for my cell phone. He was curious as to what I was doing so I told him. There was long silence followed by laughter. He could hardly breathe as he told me, "Honey you're on your phone talking to me." FML

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By BatBee - 03/08/2016 02:29 - United States - Princeton

Today, my husband and I were talking about how we missed our sexting from when we were dating, so later I took a bath and texted him while he was relaxing in bed. His response ? "I'm tired and hurry up I need to poop." FML

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Me me me

By fthis - 27/01/2009 17:58 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend for an hour listening to him talk about his new truck and his final exams. I literally did not say a single word. Just as I said, "Hey baby, guess what happened to me today?", he says, "Can I go to sleep? I'm too tired to guess. Night." FML

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By ShitHappens - 24/10/2011 05:04 - United States

Today, while on the phone with my boyfriend, I really needed to poop. Badly. He was in the middle of telling a story, so I figured I could get away with muting the phone while on the toilet. Halfway through, he suddenly went silent. I forgot to mute the phone. FML

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By chiclet - 02/06/2010 02:34 - France

Today, my boyfriend was talking to me on the land line when his cell phone rang. He told me to wait "two seconds" while he talked to a classmate. Their "two second" conversation lasted ten minutes, and now I can hear the French Open on the TV in background. He forgot he was talking to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2012 19:16 - Sweden - Guayanilla

Today, I had a serious talk with my boyfriend about our relationship troubles. He stopped me in the middle of a sentence with a huge fart. FML

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By rachaaaaeul - 06/08/2010 07:07 - United States

Today, I was texting my boyfriend about yesterday, where he told me how much he loved me, and he wishes we lived closer. I asked him if he really meant it. Turns out he was drunk, and had no idea what he was talking about. FML

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By public pooper - 25/04/2013 00:16 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with a guy I really like. I let him use my phone, forgetting about the messages I'd sent about the consistency of my bowel movements. FML

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By MafiaWarsWidow - 05/02/2010 01:35 - Australia

Today, I was on the phone to my boyfriend in England. I live in Australia. What did he talk about for 15 minutes straight? Mafia Wars on Facebook and how far he had got. FML

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By fuckthepopo - 21/01/2012 02:31 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend has been cheating on me. In tears, I called my best friend and told him everything. He responded with one or two-word answers throughout, but I felt better all the same. That is, until I heard him begin to take a loud piss half-way through my sentence. FML

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YaboyVinnie 21

Wednesday 3 August 2011 18:51

Just tell him to piss off.

Bakayarou_fml 0

Wednesday 3 August 2011 19:14

Comments

jren207 24

Wednesday 3 August 2011 20:13

Who would have thought watersports could be that interesting!?

jren207 24

Thursday 4 August 2011 1:37

40, Hmm... I must google this!

perdix 29

Wednesday 3 August 2011 20:40

You do realize that you are at least half the reason why your conversations are so boring, unless you make him do soliloquies on demand.

Lights_Out_fml 6

Wednesday 3 August 2011 20:41

Man, I'd be pissed if my boyfriend did that. ;D

itsharkley 8

Wednesday 3 August 2011 22:01

and it was all yellow... *strums guitar*

CountryGirl111 7

Wednesday 3 August 2011 23:40

lol =) great song

AyeeArieel 5

Wednesday 3 August 2011 22:08

did tht really piss u off?

dolphingirl00 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 0:06

define interesting

maddie2015 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 1:09

He's a keeper!(;....

_Allstar_ 2

Thursday 4 August 2011 1:15

What a nice boyfriend he is ;) he shares when he has to pee now thats what i call a good relationship!;)

hunaychild14 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 3:03

move on. trust me... been there. twice.

12dcevin 5

Thursday 4 August 2011 6:22

YDI, OP there's at least two ppl in a relationship so you got to contribute maybe start talking about your ***** collection or how one time you had a queef last for 10 secs or something