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By Anonymous - 31/05/2013 04:16 - United States - Pleasant Grove

Today, I was texting my boyfriend when he said, "Hold up." Thinking it'd be funny, I ran and grabbed my copy of the movie Up, and took a picture of me holding it and sent it to him. He replied, "Getting real tired of your shit." Then dumped me for my "dumb taste in humor." FML

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Same thing different taste

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By downer - 25/05/2009 05:39 - United States

Today, I was feeling really down, so I texted my boyfriend and asked him to tell me why he loves me, thinking he would cheer me up. His response? "Don't bug me with this stupid shit anymore. You always ask such dumb questions." FML

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By Kiki - 08/03/2013 21:22 - Poland - Myslenice

Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML

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Harsh

By anonymous - 14/12/2011 05:42 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML

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By screwwyou - 28/09/2009 01:16 - United States

Today, I was talking and joking with my boyfriend. He said "Hey wanna hear a joke?" I said "Yes." He said, "Our relationship." and walked away. He seriously dumped me through a one-liner. FML

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Forwarded

By Anonymous - 18/11/2010 16:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend emailed me this morning to let me know that he had forwarded the joke that I had sent to him to all of his workmates and friends. He was quickly given the heads-up by one of his friends that all of our intimate emails from the day were also included. I'm dating a dumbass. FML

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By Ace - 01/04/2016 02:17 - United States - Mount Pleasant

Today, this guy I was seeing dumped me for "bombarding" him with text messages. I'd sent him one text asking if he was okay, after he stood me up 2 nights in a row. FML

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Brave move

By Anonymous - 12/09/2024 14:00

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by sending a GIF. Not a sad one either. It was a GIF of some dude disappearing into thin air. Ten out of ten for originality, but come on. FML

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By DeadBroke - 07/01/2010 05:01 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 2 years because I was tired of his childishness and anger, so he decided to send me 540 random text messages of scrambled letters in order to mess up my phone as well, as make me pay 20 cents for each message. FML

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By rplovez - 05/09/2011 23:14 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML

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By Autocorrected - 04/03/2012 05:02 - Philippines

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through a text message. In retaliation, I started typing a long list of everything I hate about her. Just as I pressed the send button, she text me again saying "Just joking. You know I'd never leave you. Love you babe :)" FML

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Harpy20 24

Friday 31 May 2013 14:09

He's the one with no humor. GOOD RIDDANCE.

PETRONAS_fml 10

Friday 31 May 2013 14:10

You know what... You actually rock.

Comments

jrok98 8

Friday 31 May 2013 22:35

Really? I would go to his house and try to beat the crap out of him. You were just trying to have little sense of humor! Wow.

Lils7_pi2 6

Friday 31 May 2013 22:45

What you did was hilarious! Sorry he was a jerk, babe. Now go find someone better!:)

lolo717 17

Friday 31 May 2013 23:00

Well... I thought it was pretty good....:)

Drifting 21

Friday 31 May 2013 23:24

Ouch, that's harsh...that was actually a pretty cute idea :) you have a good sense of humor! Screw your ex he doesn't sound worth your time!

Russell25286 18

Friday 31 May 2013 23:29

You're better off... and that is so my humour as well... :)

webmoocher 7

Friday 31 May 2013 23:36

Your ex is a stupid dick. I like that witty albeit corny sense of humor.

niallsprincess 9

Friday 31 May 2013 23:48

That was clever actually, he's an ass though. You deserve a better guy.. Any other guy would've appreciated the humor.

Kolden 11

Friday 31 May 2013 23:54

Could just be another case of why text messaging sucks.

kacironi 13

Friday 31 May 2013 23:55

if he didn't think that was funny you are better of without him

izlone 11

Saturday 1 June 2013 1:02

lol his loss id love to be dating a girl with such an awesome sense of humor

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