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By Anonymous - 31/05/2013 04:16 - United States - Pleasant Grove

Today, I was texting my boyfriend when he said, "Hold up." Thinking it'd be funny, I ran and grabbed my copy of the movie Up, and took a picture of me holding it and sent it to him. He replied, "Getting real tired of your shit." Then dumped me for my "dumb taste in humor." FML

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Same thing different taste

Thanks honey

By downer - 25/05/2009 05:39 - United States

Today, I was feeling really down, so I texted my boyfriend and asked him to tell me why he loves me, thinking he would cheer me up. His response? "Don't bug me with this stupid shit anymore. You always ask such dumb questions." FML

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By Kiki - 08/03/2013 21:22 - Poland - Myslenice

Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML

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Harsh

By anonymous - 14/12/2011 05:42 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML

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By screwwyou - 28/09/2009 01:16 - United States

Today, I was talking and joking with my boyfriend. He said "Hey wanna hear a joke?" I said "Yes." He said, "Our relationship." and walked away. He seriously dumped me through a one-liner. FML

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Forwarded

By Anonymous - 18/11/2010 16:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend emailed me this morning to let me know that he had forwarded the joke that I had sent to him to all of his workmates and friends. He was quickly given the heads-up by one of his friends that all of our intimate emails from the day were also included. I'm dating a dumbass. FML

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By Ace - 01/04/2016 02:17 - United States - Mount Pleasant

Today, this guy I was seeing dumped me for "bombarding" him with text messages. I'd sent him one text asking if he was okay, after he stood me up 2 nights in a row. FML

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Brave move

By Anonymous - 12/09/2024 14:00

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by sending a GIF. Not a sad one either. It was a GIF of some dude disappearing into thin air. Ten out of ten for originality, but come on. FML

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By DeadBroke - 07/01/2010 05:01 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 2 years because I was tired of his childishness and anger, so he decided to send me 540 random text messages of scrambled letters in order to mess up my phone as well, as make me pay 20 cents for each message. FML

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By rplovez - 05/09/2011 23:14 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML

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By Autocorrected - 04/03/2012 05:02 - Philippines

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through a text message. In retaliation, I started typing a long list of everything I hate about her. Just as I pressed the send button, she text me again saying "Just joking. You know I'd never leave you. Love you babe :)" FML

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Friday 31 May 2013 14:09

He's the one with no humor. GOOD RIDDANCE.

PETRONAS_fml 10

Friday 31 May 2013 14:10

You know what... You actually rock.

Comments

CaitlynDaUnicorn 6

Friday 31 May 2013 17:45

I think thats hilarious! Be happy youre not together with him! Good riddance!

hannahsnyder69 16

Friday 31 May 2013 17:45

I thought that was quite humorous

AwesomeMe124 9

Friday 31 May 2013 17:48

Better sooner than later, I thought that was a cute idea. He sounds like an uptight asshole.

Enslaved 36

Friday 31 May 2013 17:54

That was a cute response but must admit, if you're incapable of at least being serious some of the times, those jokes after jokes after jokes can become tiring. I personally couldn't stand to be dating someone longer than "One Week" if he had the thought progress of-- "How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad? Tryin' hard not to smile though I feel bad I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral. . ."

Chumsword 8

Friday 31 May 2013 18:17

you don't know what I mean? You soon will..

CharresBarkrey 15

Friday 31 May 2013 21:26

I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve

perdix 29

Saturday 1 June 2013 1:46

Got get a Set of Better clubs Gotta find The kind With tiny nubs Just so my irons aren't always flying off the backswing.

Escoces 10

Friday 31 May 2013 18:22

I think it was cute. :)

ZombieSazza 34

Friday 31 May 2013 18:34

Yeah, you're better off without him. No sense of humour? Yeah, he outta be no fun whatsoever.

morbidbeauties 10

Friday 31 May 2013 18:34

People always say when you dislike/hate someone, everything they do irritates you. Yeah, I think that's the case here. If someone else did the same joke you did, he'd probably find it funny. You sure don't have a dumb taste in humor, he simply hated you.

yourface107 3

Friday 31 May 2013 18:42

He's so ******* stupid!!!! **** him!!! I'd laugh so hard if I got a text like that!!! You should show him all these comments I'm sure he'd like that humor !! Asshole

boshbish 14

Friday 31 May 2013 18:42

Even if he did hate your sense of humour it's a pretty shitty reason to dump someone. Aren't relationships about tolerance? I wouldn't say FYL. Better off without him!