Intimacy: Today, I was texting my crush. I tried to say, "I need a nap,"... - FML

By Allie - 03/06/2010 18:58 - United States

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Today, I was texting my crush. I tried to say, "I need a nap," but my iPhone changed it to "I need anal." I sent it. FML

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By kingmetal42 - 09/02/2010 19:10 - France

Today, I texted my girlfriend that I'm going to 'lick my professor's ass' instead of 'kick' due to auto-correction on my phone. FML

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By ... - 04/01/2014 05:25 - United States

Today, I wrote a text to the guy I've had a crush on for two years. I typed "hey" and put my phone down, not ready to send it. A little while later, I heard it buzz. The reply said "Um... what?" Apparently my sister had added "I'm a shitty prostitute" to my text and sent it. FML

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By whoops - 25/05/2014 21:23 - United States - Spring Hill

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Today, thanks to my phone's shitty predictive text combined with me being half-asleep, I accidentally offered my heartbroken buddy "oral support" if he ever needs it. FML

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By Desperate_measures - 16/01/2010 12:22 - Greece

Today, I got a text from my crush. In my clumsy attempt to quickly grab the phone, I knocked it off the kitchen counter and cracked the screen. After driving to my friend's house so I could put my sim card in her phone, I saw that the text said, "Who is this? Stop texting me." FML

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By Anonymous - 12/02/2021 23:01

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Today, I was texting my boyfriend while in the car with my family. He sent a particularly racy text, and my little sister happened to look over at my phone and then asked quite loudly, "What does anal mean?” FML

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Whatsapp? Not much

By Cat - 12/04/2019 19:00 - Greece - Athens

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Today, I was Whatsapping my boyfriend, as I am away for work. Before talking to him, I texted my work group I wasn’t feeling well after they invited me out. As I was chatting with what I thought was my boyfriend, I said, “I want your penis inside me.” And then realized I'd texted my work group. FML

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I'm a weirdoooooo

By Anonymous - 18/07/2024 06:00 - United States

Today, I sent a text to the girl I like, asking if she wanted to "hang out." Autocorrect changed it to "hand out," and she responded by asking what I was handing out. I panicked and replied, "My love." Now she thinks I'm a weirdo. FML

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Nice try

By Proof-Reader - 15/12/2009 08:32 - United States

Today, I texted a somewhat overweight girl I wanted to hook up with and asked her "Have you been dating anyone lately?" Unfortunately with predictive text, "dating" came out as "eating". I didn't realize it till after it sent. FML

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Ah, puppy love…

By Unlovable - 22/07/2019 04:00

Today, I was texting my crush. He wasn’t really into the texts because he was barely replying, until he texted back calling me "Baby." I got so excited, I almost cried, until he corrected himself and said that the text wasn’t for me. I cried. FML

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By ugh - 28/04/2009 21:49 - Canada

Today, I texted my crush that I can't come over and invited him over instead. I was so anxious for his reply I took my cell to the washroom with me. Just as I was pulling up my pants I heard something fall into the bowl, I turned around and watched my cell floating in the my own pee, vibrating. FML

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Gerblat 0

Friday 4 June 2010 1:22

Bwaaaaaaahahahahahaha!

Krajjan 9

Friday 4 June 2010 1:27

Could be a good thing. He might be interested in you now.

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OMGJASMiNE 0

Friday 4 June 2010 7:55

ha that really sucks(x

Rawrzies16 0

Friday 4 June 2010 7:58

I can't decide.. I think you noticed BEFORE you sent it, and the reason it's an FML is because it's the only way you can hit on someone. (:

LexSpades 4

Friday 4 June 2010 8:05

OMG THAT HAPPEND TO ME........ twice, DAMN U STEEVE JOBS AND UR DAMN SPELLCHECK

PaintTheStars 2

Friday 4 June 2010 8:09

on my phone it changed anap to anal. 

doolflex 1

Friday 4 June 2010 8:14

bbbwwwaaaahahahahahahahaha that's funny

laughingman 0

Friday 4 June 2010 8:21

that'll get his attention

Guillory24 0

Friday 4 June 2010 8:36

turn off the auto correction...smh

donniesd 0

Friday 4 June 2010 8:38

haha thats what you get for using a iDont Phone.

Dragonpark 0

Friday 4 June 2010 9:40

xD I have that probelm! I typed in "Go see my new utube video" but the message sent was "go see my new urine video" WTF?

little2103bit 0

Friday 4 June 2010 9:44

Oh I feel ya dude! I was texting dirty with my boyfriend and my best friend was sleeping over. He asked what I would do if he were there. I tried to say "kick Tay out for a couple hours"...I said "lick tay out for a couple hours"...he was not happy.

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