By Anonymous - 09/06/2012 04:51 - United States - Hernando

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Today, I was texting my girlfriend and asked her for a picture, expecting something provocative. She sent me a picture of her holding a positive pregnancy test. We had sex once. FML
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n3rdzgotskillz 29

It doesn't matter how many times you had sex, there's always a possibility of pregnancy! Have you never heard of 'wrap it before you tap it'?

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DogsPaw 16

Condoms are easier to change than diapers.

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Jasonf6 0

Once is all it can take. Maybe protection would have been wise no?

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MuseFan1991 14

for everyone who doesnt read comments properly, OP has previously said that he fully intends to be there all the way, and it was a couple of weeks after they had sex so it is his. OP, whilst you should have used protection if you werent planning a baby, i respect you for deciding to stick around. its all too easy for dads to run away and i hope things run smoothly (Y)

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2PacMakaveli 0

YDI. You only need to have sex once to get pregnant. Make sure you use a condom if you dont want any babies, dude. If you didnt know about this, your parents really needed to give you "the talk" sooner.

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lottie333 0

retard. she can still be pregnant. doesnt mean shes cheatef dumbass :')

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jaakerzz 6

Can I be the god father?

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KalCountry76 12

Forget something important? Say.... A condom?

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Ge0rger0kz 5

Doesn't matter, had sex?

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ma12r 22

hey this isn't so much a bad thing...unless you don't want a kid...or it's not yours but anyways Happy Fathers Day.

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