By Anonymous - 09/06/2012 04:51 - United States - Hernando

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Today, I was texting my girlfriend and asked her for a picture, expecting something provocative. She sent me a picture of her holding a positive pregnancy test. We had sex once. FML
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n3rdzgotskillz 29

It doesn't matter how many times you had sex, there's always a possibility of pregnancy! Have you never heard of 'wrap it before you tap it'?

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DogsPaw 16

Condoms are easier to change than diapers.

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BunnyRose 11

Once is all it takes. Congrats. You deserve it.

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ultra_notorious 26

It was her fault, it's always the girl's fault

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kaylakristine94 4

Just because u wrap it doesn't mean u cant still get prego..My friend wrapped and took the pill and she still got prego

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OfficeNinja 5

If you just did it, it's probably not yours. A home pregnancy test is only valid IF a period was missed. The blood test is more accurate (as in very very accurate) but the pee based test is much less accurate.

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lexieloumommy2 6

They are pretty accurate these days. You are more likely to get a false negative than a false positive.

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Djasso19 3

YDI OP you wanted to be lazy and not use a condom ..... all it takes is that one sperm to fertilize that one egg.... enjoy being a father =]

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