By Anonymous - 09/06/2012 04:51 - United States - Hernando

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Today, I was texting my girlfriend and asked her for a picture, expecting something provocative. She sent me a picture of her holding a positive pregnancy test. We had sex once. FML
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n3rdzgotskillz 29

It doesn't matter how many times you had sex, there's always a possibility of pregnancy! Have you never heard of 'wrap it before you tap it'?

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DogsPaw 16

Condoms are easier to change than diapers.

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lumberjack610 1

Do you own a spoon, a vacuum, and some duct tape? Watch McGuyver

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robsug 7

Bit of a harsh way to find out I must admit, but hey you have to face the consequences of your actions, even if it was only once!

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cuddlebunny3548 11

That's all it takes these days.

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coldsteelstu 4

don't be a fool. wrap your tool.

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satansdaughter90 0

Now if the idiot Does think having sex won't get her pregnant he totally deserves it. Also condoms suck some birth control when taken irregularly can fail and going raw dog is just never a good idea because some can leak out inside sooo yea you're an idiot

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THE_A_TEEN 27

" condoms suck some birth control"? You're calling OP an idiot while you type a run-on sentence with no punctuation?

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maddiewoah 15

...what if OP's girlfriend cheated?! :O Obviously I know that pregnancy can happen on the first try, but we don't know if OP did or did not use a condom (hey, even if he did, it could have broken anyway) orrrrr if the girlfriend lied about being on birth control, or something like that... Trying to be 'positive' for you, OP... bad pun intended. ;)

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ugh202 0

it only takes one time.

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