By Anonymous - 23/06/2013 19:19 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was told by a friend that my girlfriend has been cheating on me. Her defence was that if I had a bigger dick she wouldn't have been, in her words, forced to go elsewhere for sex. My mother's response when I confided this in her: "Ask me if I care." FML
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Swift4Life 13

Sorry man. That really sucks & that's a terrible thing for your mom to say.

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simplyblades 10

Girlfriends a bitch. Better before than if you got married.

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MrTaco0007 3

Thats nasty1 . And if thats all she cared about then ur better off without her

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cottoncandymango 17

Your girlfriend is just a thirsty bitch. You are better off without her sorry ass.

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MisterEx 28

And that's where OP told his ex gf: if you didn't kill all the nerves by shoving trees down there and play like an obsessed rabbit maybe your hoohaa wouldn't be like an endless cave with a flying dinosaur's wings around it

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crystalblue7511 6

Well did you ask?

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KawaiiCupcake 14

I think that was just an excuse not reason at all! Even if it was I'm sorry OP :( she's a shallow bitch and not worth your time!

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spartangrl 6

well if I was your mom I wouldn't want to talk about your penis either...

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happylawyer 16

I do not need to know about my son's penis or sex life either, but if he needs to talk about it I willingly listen and try to make him feel better.

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ballbearing 10

Exactly. My son is too young for this type of problem yet but I can't imagine I would want to hear about his penis woes.

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Wizardo 33

Does this face look bothered?

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lhazz11 23

At least your friend cares about you enough to tell you!

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worldclassrager 39

How did your friend know? But anyway...your sex isn't good enough for her then she's not good enough for you...

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