By Anonymous - 23/06/2013 19:19 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was told by a friend that my girlfriend has been cheating on me. Her defence was that if I had a bigger dick she wouldn't have been, in her words, forced to go elsewhere for sex. My mother's response when I confided this in her: "Ask me if I care." FML
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Swift4Life 13

Sorry man. That really sucks & that's a terrible thing for your mom to say.

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simplyblades 10

Girlfriends a bitch. Better before than if you got married.

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AnimeWeedLord420 6

wow must suck being a beta pussy nerd with a tiny dick, lol u deserved it nerd xD

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cman024 4

haha that may suck but you spelled defense wrong... like damn dude really?

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Pandamonia88 9

Actually he spelt it correctly with the correct English spelling. You probably should have looked that up :)

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WhiteCrimson 23

What a tit of a woman. Its not the size of the boat its the motion of the ocean. As for your mom, dude just skip her next time, she obviously doesnt give a flying duck what you do.

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mosquito19 14

size matter mate, your girlfriend is too big for you. you only need room for one, not two.

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ginawater19 13

So not only is she cheating on you, she's doing it because your penis is small; and your moms a bitch. FYL that's a triple wammy.

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kalbrek009 20

I think the girlfriend was just lying to you in order for you to feel bad about yourself when it is her that should feel bad for #1: being a cheating bitch, & #2: doing so many guys that she has gotten so loose that she can't feel anything anymore from anyone & just wants you to feel bad about her looseness as if it really were your penis size instead...it's not you..it's her.

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TiffGreen 11

****** will be ****** no matter what size penis you have. Mom's a jerk. You need to get some positive friendly caring women in your life OP. Hope you can move pass this:/

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meherm 11

Bitches. Bitches everywhere.

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JCal585 8

Man up. You know what you do when your girl leaves? Find a new girl. And quit whining to your mom, that's what ******* do.

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nixophebia 5

Dude, you need to work on your tongue skills. After a couple of manual orgasms, women fail to care about penis size. Trust me. Ps - lick the alphabet.

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