Love: Today, I was told by a friend that my girlfriend has been cheating...

By Anonymous - 23/06/2013 19:19 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was told by a friend that my girlfriend has been cheating on me. Her defence was that if I had a bigger dick she wouldn't have been, in her words, forced to go elsewhere for sex. My mother's response when I confided this in her: "Ask me if I care." FML

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By idontevencareanymore - 23/05/2014 21:25 - United States - Jarrell

Today, my mom came home drunk and crying, so I tried to comfort her and asked what was wrong. She wasted no time admitting that she'd hooked up with her ex-husband, AKA my dad, but that it'd sucked for her because he has a tiny penis. Thanks, I really needed to know that. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2013 22:58 - Israel - Netanya

Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me with two different guys. Her incredibly moving excuse was that she was getting "more experience" so she could please me better. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2013 18:32 - Lithuania - Prienai

Today, my psycho and now ex-girlfriend accused me of cheating on her with my own mother. FML

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By ameremanapparently - 26/03/2016 12:27 - United States - Carlisle

Today, someone told my girlfriend that I cheated on her. I've never cheated in my life. Instead of talking to me about it, she made a big post on Facebook about what a dick I am. Pretty much all the comments went along the lines of "What a bastard." and "Ugh, men are pigs." FML

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By Anonymous - 02/12/2010 21:50 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted get to know my mom, so they went off and had a chat. After an hour, I noticed my girlfriend was gone and my mom was waiting for me. Apparently I've been dumped through my mother. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2015 08:55 - United Kingdom - Aberdeen

Today, I overheard my dickhead dad telling my girlfriend she's too good for me, then asking if she wants to settle for someone like me. FML

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No thanks

By SadIndianLife - 15/11/2015 21:00 - India - Delhi

Today, my girlfriend's mother is more into me than she is. FML

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By a single fuck - 23/05/2013 16:40 - Germany - Berlin

Today, my girlfriend actually yelled, "Why are you making this all about YOU?!" after I confronted her over cheating on me. FML

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By gng2fckngkilluyoufckngfckr - 03/08/2012 18:31 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me. I also found out that my best friend knew about it all along. When I confronted him, he tried to justify the betrayal by saying that she paid him to keep quiet. FML

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By gircos - 30/04/2014 00:10 - United States - Westerly

Today, I learned my girlfriend was cheating on me. After giving her a second chance and meeting her parents for the first time, her father said at the dinner table, "I like the other guy better." FML

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Swift4Life 13

Monday 24 June 2013 0:42

Sorry man. That really sucks & that's a terrible thing for your mom to say.

simplyblades 10

Monday 24 June 2013 0:43

Girlfriends a bitch. Better before than if you got married.

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xcarlito615x 24

Monday 24 June 2013 4:29

If she's only interested in sex then you're better off without her lol

Kyle_Kawi27 7

Monday 24 June 2013 4:33

Hence the term "relationshits"

RagerOnTheRocks 5

Monday 24 June 2013 4:42

Dump her and tell her that you hope the door doesn't hit her in the big vajayjay on the way out

jackyjoker 2

Monday 24 June 2013 4:48

"Look at those small boobies of yours, but I never go around cheating on you for larger boobies!" Its time to move on OP.

thatkidhesh 11

Monday 24 June 2013 4:56

I'm sure the herpes she gets one day will teach her a lesson. sorry OP

phillysportsfan 13

Monday 24 June 2013 5:15

Your friend did you a huge favor.

dmattimeoj 12

Monday 24 June 2013 6:30

...and if she weren't such a ***** you wouldn't be forced to start your search for a new girlfriend after going to the doctor to get screened for any STDs she may have inadvertently exposed you to. sorry OP, getting cheated on really sucks - believe me, i know. the sooner you found out the better though.