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By goinginsane - 06/05/2011 07:25

Today, I was told that I am an incredibly boring person and that it's no wonder I have no friends. I think they're right; last night I dreamt about a nail file. FML

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By Boring - 12/01/2024 17:00 - United States

Today, I asked my friends what they thought was my biggest problem. All of them responded, "You're boring." I don't deny it, and I certainly did ask, but… Ouch. FML

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By a_boring_snuffkin - 16/05/2020 02:00

Today, my friend needed to talk out bad feelings. Then she urged me to open up as well. I hate doing it, but it only seemed fair, so I confessed my deep insecurities. Not only did she agree with everything, but she also helpfully added that I'm boring, have no life, and all my dreams are unattainable. FML

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By Talentles.Bitch - 17/03/2023 06:00

Today, yet again I was made to feel how talentless and boring of a person I am. I have great academic achievements, making me one among the top 0.02% youth of my country, but am so uninteresting and introverted that people don't want to be friends with me. FML

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By boring - 10/05/2010 10:14 - New Zealand

Today, I fell asleep and dreamed that I had won $500,000. In my dream, I used this money to buy a new MP3 Player, and then put the rest in a term deposit. Even in my dreams, I'm the most boring person I know. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/09/2019 12:00 - United Kingdom - Wakefield

Today, I was checking my friends' posts on Facebook and all of them were complaining what a boring night they had. They were all just at my house. FML

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By Mike - 19/10/2021 14:01

Today, I woke up and realized that the "nice dream" I'd had was just about talking to people. FML

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By anonymous - 03/08/2009 07:37 - Taiwan

Today, my cousins and I were bored so we began talking about weird dreams we've had. My little cousin turns to me and says "I had a dream you were in a beauty contest. You lost badly". FML

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By brendejafulable - 15/08/2020 14:02

Today, I had a conversation about how my day was, while dreaming. That’s how lonely I am. FML

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By talhabilal - 11/03/2010 14:28 - Pakistan

Today, I found out that my entire family thinks I have no friends, am expressionless (to quote, "a robot") and that my monotonous voice hints at the suppressed depression hidden deep inside me. According to them, I need psychic evaluation. It all came out during a family reunion. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/09/2022 04:00

Today, I had a very nice, long, and pleasant dream about having a girlfriend for the first time since 2010, and then I woke up. I'm right about myself, I'm going to be single for the rest of my life, and there's no point in trying to change that. FML

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HeavyMetalViking 0

Friday 6 May 2011 16:04

Wait, if you didn't have friends, who told you that you were boring? The nail file?!

Carpy 8

Friday 6 May 2011 16:09

You darted friends in preschool? Who the hell would give a preschooler darts to throw at people?

Comments

Krilleee 5

Saturday 7 May 2011 2:07

boring .....

IHateBoyA 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 3:11

Awh! :( Lol!

Walshey93 10

Saturday 7 May 2011 3:17

I'd be your friend :) that sounds like a nice dream!

Sallysaurx 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 3:38

Haha omg xD I'd totally be your friend:)

green_tetris 2

Saturday 7 May 2011 4:20

This made me laugh...at least you're funny :p

jazbit456 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 4:45

awww:(

xcrazyforyouu 2

Saturday 7 May 2011 5:15

just hold a free hugs poster

Happiness2Joy 3

Saturday 7 May 2011 6:58

It's okay. I had a dream of me making a peanut butter and jelly sandwhich before and just sit there eating it very slowly and drink some OJ..

nullify1337 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 8:02

anhero

AubriS 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 12:43

this post is strange on so many levels

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