By Anonymous - 02/05/2014 19:51 - United States

Today, I was told that I'm very likely to win the "Most Likely to Exceed 5 Cats" yearbook award. My best friend said, "They wanted it to be 'Most Likely to Die Alone', but it was a bit harsh". Someone else added, "It's still pretty likely, though". FML
I agree, your life sucks 45 754
You deserved it 4 465

Same thing different taste

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You won't die alone OP, you'll have many cats with you

You clearly need new friends OP... Friends should help and not be too quick to make things worse than they already are... Keep you chin up!

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Almost every person that is single in high school thinks they're going to die alone. You'll find someone probably during or after university. People don't fully understand their identity before then. Give it time.

Don't listen to them. I prefer my dogs to people. Anyway, in 20 yrs most of them will be divorced several times, fat, dead or in prison! I was constantly picked on in high school. Now 30+ years later, they all wanna be my friend. I stick with the other outcasts! I have no reason to be friends with those stuck up idiots. I don't go to the reunions cause I don't wanna see most of them. You'll see, I'm right. You'll do better in life than most of them so, just laugh right along with them!

Matt_Hazard 16

Hey, don't worry OP. I was voted "Most likely to shoot up the school." For obvious reasons, that wasn't put in the yearbook.

AAAAAHH, I'm the OP! I can't believe that this got published, lol. I don't know why it said I'm from the US because I'm actually English (possibly because I did it via mobile...or should I say cell phone) so we don't take the whole yearbook thing as seriously. I wasn't upset really, I thought it was bloody hilarious. But still, most people's comments were so lovely and encouraging. God, I love the internet...and cats

I don't think that those people are your real friends

KatieKat91 3

Hey I already have 7 cats and a boyfriend. you can have many cats and not die alone!

I entirely fail to see the problem, have an entire cat colony and find other cat-lovers to share your life with. Much floof will be had and much fun will ensue. Also kittehs are good mousers and you won't catch Black Plague. Which is still a thing in some parts of America.