By Anonymous - 19/01/2016 23:36 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I was told that if I was caught yawning again, I'd be fired. FML
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Shartie 16

I yawned after reading this FML.

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lilchica22001 22

Tell your boss that yawning is the brain's way of thermoregulation and is not something that can be controlled. New studies have shown that oxygen also has nothing to do with yawning despite previous beliefs. Basically your brain is cooling itself down when you yawn. Just like your computer has its own cooling mechanism to keep it from overheating, your body’s computer, the brain, uses yawning to regulate its temperature. Boom! Science!

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blackmater12 6

had that happen im class before. i feel for you

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countryboymike 2

Time to call HR

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pyrestriker 6

I get chronic yawning as a "migraine". Also aura vision or intense headaches, and it seems to be always one of the 3. I work at a call center and frequently have to mute my phone just to yawn.

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arquerk 7

Fired for malicious breathing? I wonder if you can get unemployment for that...

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