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By Anonymous - 25/09/2010 14:45 - Malaysia

Today, I was trying to apply some toothpaste on my pimple to help dry it out. My mum came from behind and hugged me, making me accidentally apply minty toothpaste into my right eye instead. FML
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BananaTroll 0

I love brushing my pimple too. It keeps its breath fresh and clean.

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MissEmma_fml 22

At least of some wacko comes up to you and sniffs your eye, it'll smell minty fresh ^_^

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bug_ladybug 0

Not everyones as perfect as you

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Anti666 17

Well at least bow your eye will smell minty.

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WearingHats 14

Always look on the bright side of life, doo doo, doo doo doo doo doo doo

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Monica29_fml 0

Ouch. Guess u have not heard about Niapads for acne. LOL Are your pimple minty fresh when u use toothpaste?

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EmoOrange 0

does she always randomly hug you in the bathroom??

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ppatel5 0

You should use gasoline

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Trollz4daLULZ 1

YDI for using toothpaste for ANYTHING other than brushing your teeth or anal sex lube. YDI for not adhering to the chemical principle of "like dissolves like". Since pimples are caused by an oily buildup, you need something fat/oil-based to get rid of them. Rub your face down with melted butter or bacon grease and leave it on overnight. You'll thank me, and you'll thank SCIENCE! Oh, and of course, YDI for having a mom. WTF is your problem? And WTF is with this epidemic of people having mothers? Something must be done, preferably BEFORE everyone in the world has one!

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