By Michelle - 28/08/2009 17:11 - United States

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Today, I was trying to have sex with my boyfriend, David. I moaned his name and he whispered, "I'm not David." Then, with an Italian accent, he said, "It's-a-me! Mario!" FML
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allmidnighteyes 10

hahahahahahahaha Your boyfriend is ******* awesome.

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Yaz_fml 0

I think I want to marry your boyfriend... xD

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Derrrrrrp32 6

"cackles" that's hilarious

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skiittles2012 4

Please tell me after he said "it's-a-Mario" you said "mama mia" to play along... If you didn't then you need a better sense of humor! (:

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MrBoredomioo 18

Sounds like a winner. BTW my name is David and I play a lot of Mario. Coincidence? I think not.

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gallaeo 21

Lmao, how's that a fml? Sounds like you got a hilarious boyfriend

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Smoxxii 17

I'm assuming he then came inside of you shouting: "YAHOO!" In his Mario voice? :P

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