Intimacy: Today, I was trying to help a very slow-witted client over the...

By Milly - 30/01/2011 19:25 - United Kingdom

Today, I was trying to help a very slow-witted client over the phone. After a while, I realised he was just delaying while pleasuring himself to the sound of my voice. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2009 16:52 - United States

Today, I was taking calls at the helpdesk I work at. The caller was a man, and while helping him with his issue he suddenly stopped to tell me I had a nice soothing voice. Then he told me to say something else. As I continued to help him, he started making moaning noises. I'm a guy. FML

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By long day - 12/11/2013 20:29 - United States - Bay City

Today, while taking an order over the phone for the customer at work, I began to hear slight moans. The moans gradually became faster and louder, until climax was achieved and I realized I was being used for phone sex. FML

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Listen up

By Ryan - 01/09/2022 21:00 - Canada - Quesnel

Today, after getting off the phone with a client, I got horny so I put on some porn and cranked one out. After I'd finished, I realized I hadn't ended the call and neither had my client. They heard everything. FML

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By automaticfail_00 - 17/06/2009 23:27 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with my best friend who lives out of town. He was strangely quiet. Later that day I asked him why he didn't talk much. He admitted he was jacking off to the sound of my voice. FML

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You deserved it 5 067

By Anonymous - 17/03/2018 05:00

Today, while working at my dead-end call centre job that couldn't get any worse, I answered a call from a customer who was having loud sex. I still needed to sound professional and tell her when a product was released. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2014 03:17 - United States

Today, I was talking dirty with my husband over the phone while he was out of town. I started to verbally act out his fantasy and got quite into it. I was returned with silence. Embarrassed, I tried to hang up. Turns out the call had already been dropped, five minutes prior. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2012 20:34 - Netherlands - Kerkrade

Today, I called my boyfriend during his lunch break. He started to place his order at a fast food joint, and trying to be funny, I started moaning sexily after each part of his order. I eventually realised I was on speaker when I heard snickering in the background. FML

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Hot and heavy

By Lickmylovepump - 19/01/2012 04:09 - United States

Today, my boyfriend insisted that we try phone sex. He started telling me all the things he wanted to do to me while breathing heavily. Unfortunately, it sounded so ridiculous, I burst out laughing. He hung up on me, and has refused to pick up since. FML

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Revealing

By kitkat545 - 15/06/2009 23:18 - United States

Today, my husband called me from work just to chat. He asked what I had been up to today. I was feeling frisky so I told him all about how I had gotten horny, watched a porno and masturbated earlier. It wasn't until I heard the hoots and laughter that I realized he had me on speakerphone. FML

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By melikeyturtles - 10/10/2011 04:13 - United States

Today, I went to work as a home health-aid, and found out that my client turns his hearing aid off on purpose because he can't stand my voice. FML

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Mpsteve13 7

Monday 31 January 2011 0:12

don't have phone sex, you'll get hearing aids boys and girls

Doortje 29

Monday 31 January 2011 0:26

If you were pleased with our service, press 1.

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Doortje 29

Monday 31 January 2011 0:26

If you were pleased with our service, press 1.

Sathian 0

Monday 31 January 2011 0:28

Win

x_HELLo_tHERE_x 0

Monday 31 January 2011 1:58

If you need further assistance, press 2.

iSitt 0

Monday 31 January 2011 7:16

pars espanol, tres

HunterDanielle 3

Monday 31 January 2011 0:36

win!

furburger 0

Monday 31 January 2011 0:49

It's a good thing you don't work at the drive-thru for Jack in the Box. The irony would be thick.

NINJAPROTOTYPE10 0

Monday 31 January 2011 6:04

I know what else would be thick...

fml98kevin 4

Monday 31 January 2011 6:36

haha

docscientist 9

Monday 31 January 2011 6:43

Is there some event that happened at a jack n the box I don't know about that would actually make this ironic?

maybaybe 0

Monday 31 January 2011 0:55

At least you have a nice voice :)

heyimdylan 0

Monday 31 January 2011 3:33

haha true dat

UpsidedownKayak 9

Monday 31 January 2011 0:57

Milly, that's what your name was. I couldn't remember your name but I could certainly remember the sweet, sultry sound of your voice as I beat off, rubbed one out, choked the chicken, spanked the monkey, or jerked off. Thanks for the good times. I will call you later. Now, I need a nap.

Sassybq1 13

Monday 31 January 2011 1:47

hahahahaha u seriously the one? or r u just playin?

Doortje 29

Monday 31 January 2011 2:06

No no, it was really Kayak. How else would he know all those details?

DoubleEdgedBlade 4

Monday 31 January 2011 10:01

Yeah, it was Kayak. I was video taping the whole thing with my stalker-cam. He took one hour, twelve minutes and forty-two seconds to finish that call.

perdix 29

Monday 31 January 2011 1:00

Sounds like you have a future as a phone sex operator. It could be your goal to get your "clients" to pleasure themselves, plus you get $3.99 a minute! Win-Win! Some people think they won't like phone sex, but once you get them listening to you describing in lurid detail what you'll do to them, you can wiñ them over ;)